Who: Gilgamesh & You Where: City Center What: Gilgamesh is naked in public because he can Warnings: NSFW, a naked man. Will add more CW when they come up.
ooc: That's it. He's just sitting there naked. Go wild.
[Woah, okay. That just seems to confirm what Morph was thinking, which... has definitely made them a little more awkward, as they briefly pause before saying,]
So... I'm new to all of this myself, but if this is your thing, being outside like this isn't a good idea. No one walking by consented to be involved in your, uh, scene.
This is the kind of thing you can do in a club, right? [But does anything like THAT exist here? Probably not.]
[And here Morph had tried to brush off the whole 'mongrel' thing, but an attitude like that was a step too far. Pretty ticked off now, they put their hands on their hips as they eye the nude man,]
You can't just sit around naked in public and expect no one to say a word about it. I don't care who you are or why you're out here doing it.
And who are you to stand there and bark at me like a pathetic dog?
[ Gilgamesh's mood went from calm to a tempest. Scarlet eyes narrowed at the mutant. A hand raised, finger pointing. It wouldn't be surprising if Gilgamesh shot a sword at Morph, but he didn't. He merely pointed at him.
A king appointing judgment. For that is what Gilgamesh is. ]
Are you the law? Are you here to bark at me over some nonsense? The only ones who cause a scene is you and you alone.
[ The King of Heroes pulled his hand back. ]
Not once did I ask for others to speak about what I was doing. There is no law. There is no rule. You say you do not care who I am or what I am doing, but you contradict yourself by interacting with me.
I don't have to be anyone to bark at you, buddy. That's kind of the point. And I'm not the one getting bent out of shape over a suggestion or two.
[Morph's stared down some pretty scary supervillains before, so an (admittedly buff) nude guy acting this imperious doesn't phase them much. Instead, they cross their arms over their chest, meeting his gaze stubbornly.]
If you think there's no laws here, you're gonna be real surprised later on. There aren't cops, no, but the simulation judges us guilty and doles out punishment anyway. You might wanna keep that in mind.
[ Oh, his sides. They hurt. How hilarious these mongrels are here. Gilgamesh wasn't laughing over the fact that there were no laws here. He knew he came here as a "sinner," but who hasn't sinned? Who isn't guilty? In the first place, humanity has always been sinful. Humans were forever guilty until the moment they were born. To be alive is to be living in guilt(sin). To be free from that guilt(sin) is to die. ]
What about it? A simulation that judges? [ How laughable. It reminds Gilgamesh of the Moon Cell. That rock's purpose was only to observe, but it cannot understand humanity and never will. Gilgamesh doesn't know much about this world, but he can only assume that it was a similar case. ] What a dull thing to mention.
Yeah, yeah. I didn't take it seriously when I first got here, either.
[Morph has only just recovered from the punishment that Jerry and the simulated council had handed down to them - one that had nearly driven Morph nuts, and all because they did something that would've just gotten them a fine back home. No, they weren't going to underestimate what the simulation could do anymore.]
Then consider it a warning. We're only here in the first place 'cause it decided we're all criminals. If it decides you did something bad enough, you'll have no way of dodging it or arguing your case. And that's when it's not making a lot of crazy stuff happen to us.
wrapped? idk what else gil has to say after this wheezes
[ Heroes are criminals. Criminals are heroes. The world has always been on the balance of good and evil. But such a thing is worthless here. The values of good and evil don't matter. Nobody is more aware of Gilgamesh's personality and values than Gilgamesh himself. So, it doesn't matter what this simulation thinks. It is, after all, a simulation. But that makes it all the more interesting.
No matter the era, the world always loves judging humanity despite it never maturing enough to be judged. Still, he grinned.]
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[ Gilgamesh scoffed at Morph. Don't be shy. Gilgamesh knows it's hard to be this handsome. ]
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So... I'm new to all of this myself, but if this is your thing, being outside like this isn't a good idea. No one walking by consented to be involved in your, uh, scene.
This is the kind of thing you can do in a club, right? [But does anything like THAT exist here? Probably not.]
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[ Though Gilgamesh looks like he would be chilling at the club. Maybe not clubbing but a more high end bar. ]
I do not need anyone's permission to do how I please. Know your place.
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[And here Morph had tried to brush off the whole 'mongrel' thing, but an attitude like that was a step too far. Pretty ticked off now, they put their hands on their hips as they eye the nude man,]
You can't just sit around naked in public and expect no one to say a word about it. I don't care who you are or why you're out here doing it.
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[ Gilgamesh's mood went from calm to a tempest. Scarlet eyes narrowed at the mutant. A hand raised, finger pointing. It wouldn't be surprising if Gilgamesh shot a sword at Morph, but he didn't. He merely pointed at him.
A king appointing judgment. For that is what Gilgamesh is. ]
Are you the law? Are you here to bark at me over some nonsense? The only ones who cause a scene is you and you alone.
[ The King of Heroes pulled his hand back. ]
Not once did I ask for others to speak about what I was doing. There is no law. There is no rule. You say you do not care who I am or what I am doing, but you contradict yourself by interacting with me.
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[Morph's stared down some pretty scary supervillains before, so an (admittedly buff) nude guy acting this imperious doesn't phase them much. Instead, they cross their arms over their chest, meeting his gaze stubbornly.]
If you think there's no laws here, you're gonna be real surprised later on. There aren't cops, no, but the simulation judges us guilty and doles out punishment anyway. You might wanna keep that in mind.
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[ Oh, his sides. They hurt. How hilarious these mongrels are here. Gilgamesh wasn't laughing over the fact that there were no laws here. He knew he came here as a "sinner," but who hasn't sinned? Who isn't guilty? In the first place, humanity has always been sinful. Humans were forever guilty until the moment they were born. To be alive is to be living in guilt(sin). To be free from that guilt(sin) is to die. ]
What about it? A simulation that judges? [ How laughable. It reminds Gilgamesh of the Moon Cell. That rock's purpose was only to observe, but it cannot understand humanity and never will. Gilgamesh doesn't know much about this world, but he can only assume that it was a similar case. ] What a dull thing to mention.
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[Morph has only just recovered from the punishment that Jerry and the simulated council had handed down to them - one that had nearly driven Morph nuts, and all because they did something that would've just gotten them a fine back home. No, they weren't going to underestimate what the simulation could do anymore.]
Then consider it a warning. We're only here in the first place 'cause it decided we're all criminals. If it decides you did something bad enough, you'll have no way of dodging it or arguing your case. And that's when it's not making a lot of crazy stuff happen to us.
wrapped? idk what else gil has to say after this wheezes
[ Heroes are criminals. Criminals are heroes. The world has always been on the balance of good and evil. But such a thing is worthless here. The values of good and evil don't matter. Nobody is more aware of Gilgamesh's personality and values than Gilgamesh himself. So, it doesn't matter what this simulation thinks. It is, after all, a simulation. But that makes it all the more interesting.
No matter the era, the world always loves judging humanity despite it never maturing enough to be judged. Still, he grinned.]
How entertaining.