Woooow ~ Police! There's someone committing public indecency over here!
[Nevermind that the police doesn't exist in Aldrip, but still.]
[Nevermind that the police doesn't exist in Aldrip, but still.]
If I had a coin for every time someone wanted to "cast off" around me, I'd have two coins. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice.
[Said with a surly look and all the judgement a short king can give. He just wants to enjoy his tea, but now he has to deal with THIS guy. AGAIN.]
[Said with a surly look and all the judgement a short king can give. He just wants to enjoy his tea, but now he has to deal with THIS guy. AGAIN.]
[Morph stops short, doing a double-take at all the skin on display. Look, they're trying to not be a creep and stare, but even with all the weird things that happen in Aldrip, public nudity wasn't one that they had stumbled across yet.
Even so, there's no way they're going to walk on by without saying something.]
Hey! Is this an art project, or a lifestyle choice? Either way, I support you and your eye-candy!
Even so, there's no way they're going to walk on by without saying something.]
Hey! Is this an art project, or a lifestyle choice? Either way, I support you and your eye-candy!
[Douman is just minding his business, entering and leaving some homes that definitely don't belong to him as if they were his own on the search for some stray drink and food. Maybe cigarettes or small change that won't be missed, too. Sometimes it pays off being a Nurarihyon.
House on the right - okay food, but they have a dog and he doesn't care for having poodle hair all over his clothes. Apartment 4c - water and vegan food. Yuck. Next past the random naked dude, and to the place over the corner stor- Wait, what??]
House on the right - okay food, but they have a dog and he doesn't care for having poodle hair all over his clothes. Apartment 4c - water and vegan food. Yuck. Next past the random naked dude, and to the place over the corner stor- Wait, what??]
[Naked dude?? Why's there a guy being butt-naked around!?! What is-
.....
Dear lord, he knows that cape, er, face!]
.....
Dear lord, he knows that cape, er, face!]
[Okay, deep breaths. Deep breaths.]
..Is there a reason why you're overcompensating without any clothes in the middle of the street? Did you lose a punishment game, or- [Nope. He can't. Even with the limited visual field of his mask he's still seeing way more than he wants.] Please pull at least some fabric over it before some kid sees you.
..Is there a reason why you're overcompensating without any clothes in the middle of the street? Did you lose a punishment game, or- [Nope. He can't. Even with the limited visual field of his mask he's still seeing way more than he wants.] Please pull at least some fabric over it before some kid sees you.
[somewhere on top of a building somewhere, jinx is observing gilgamesh sitting casually out in the open with his nude self. the bluenette takes a bite out of her fruit before sending this silly man a message through via text.]
congratulation, parasite! u hit the 10min mark ✨✨✨💥💥🎉🎉!!!
so how small is ur pecker? is it nonexistent yet? u cant satisfy the aldrip's playthings if its not working. if it doesnt, then we owe the system a big thank u. good on it for stopping the stupid from multiplying.
congratulation, parasite! u hit the 10min mark ✨✨✨💥💥🎉🎉!!!
so how small is ur pecker? is it nonexistent yet? u cant satisfy the aldrip's playthings if its not working. if it doesnt, then we owe the system a big thank u. good on it for stopping the stupid from multiplying.
Then you admit it! What you're doing is a crime!
[oh my god this fella is a riot.]
Jail! Jail for one thousand years!
[oh my god this fella is a riot.]
Jail! Jail for one thousand years!
What? There's nothing for me to Cast Off. Why would I want to Cast Off?
[He's completely unfazed despite the closing distance between them. You're not the only one who can make scary faces, Gil.]
[He's completely unfazed despite the closing distance between them. You're not the only one who can make scary faces, Gil.]
[... Wait. Was this guy an exhibitionist? While that wasn't the first explanation that Morph jumped to, it seems a lot more likely now. They're also taken aback by being called a mongrel of all things, enough that it makes them pause briefly.]
That's, uh, generous of you?
[Despite the offer, they're trying very hard to keep their eyesight at chest level or above.]
I'm pretty sure gazing at you too much would get me in trouble, so I'd better not. Is... that what you're out here for?
That's, uh, generous of you?
[Despite the offer, they're trying very hard to keep their eyesight at chest level or above.]
I'm pretty sure gazing at you too much would get me in trouble, so I'd better not. Is... that what you're out here for?
Yep. Been there before - not interested for a second round, if that's what you're asking!
[He makes a cross on his arms, for good measure. Not that it stops Gilgamesh from undressing him, only to reveal....bandages. Lots and lots of bandages.]
My, I didn't know you were such a fan. [For someone who doesn't want to Cast Off, he sure is acting normally.] But man, not only you would strip in public, you would also strips others in broad daylight? You're such a pervert!
[He makes a cross on his arms, for good measure. Not that it stops Gilgamesh from undressing him, only to reveal....bandages. Lots and lots of bandages.]
My, I didn't know you were such a fan. [For someone who doesn't want to Cast Off, he sure is acting normally.] But man, not only you would strip in public, you would also strips others in broad daylight? You're such a pervert!
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