Who: Gilgamesh & You Where: City Center What: Gilgamesh is naked in public because he can Warnings: NSFW, a naked man. Will add more CW when they come up.
ooc: That's it. He's just sitting there naked. Go wild.
[ Gilgamesh stood up from his seat and walked forward before Dazai. He placed his hands on the brunette's shoulders, a smile of unspeakable volumes spread across the King of Heroes' lips. ]
What was this I hear? Do you wish to join me? Not many are so willing to Cast Off with me.
[Morph stops short, doing a double-take at all the skin on display. Look, they're trying to not be a creep and stare, but even with all the weird things that happen in Aldrip, public nudity wasn't one that they had stumbled across yet.
Even so, there's no way they're going to walk on by without saying something.]
Hey! Is this an art project, or a lifestyle choice? Either way, I support you and your eye-candy!
[... Wait. Was this guy an exhibitionist? While that wasn't the first explanation that Morph jumped to, it seems a lot more likely now. They're also taken aback by being called a mongrel of all things, enough that it makes them pause briefly.]
That's, uh, generous of you?
[Despite the offer, they're trying very hard to keep their eyesight at chest level or above.]
I'm pretty sure gazing at you too much would get me in trouble, so I'd better not. Is... that what you're out here for?
[Douman is just minding his business, entering and leaving some homes that definitely don't belong to him as if they were his own on the search for some stray drink and food. Maybe cigarettes or small change that won't be missed, too. Sometimes it pays off being a Nurarihyon.
House on the right - okay food, but they have a dog and he doesn't care for having poodle hair all over his clothes. Apartment 4c - water and vegan food. Yuck. Next past the random naked dude, and to the place over the corner stor- Wait, what??]
..Is there a reason why you're overcompensating without any clothes in the middle of the street? Did you lose a punishment game, or- [Nope. He can't. Even with the limited visual field of his mask he's still seeing way more than he wants.] Please pull at least some fabric over it before some kid sees you.
[somewhere on top of a building somewhere, jinx is observing gilgamesh sitting casually out in the open with his nude self. the bluenette takes a bite out of her fruit before sending this silly man a message through via text.]
congratulation, parasite! u hit the 10min mark ✨✨✨💥💥🎉🎉!!!
so how small is ur pecker? is it nonexistent yet? u cant satisfy the aldrip's playthings if its not working. if it doesnt, then we owe the system a big thank u. good on it for stopping the stupid from multiplying.
[ Who's gonna tell her that as a Servant, they don't feel the "cold". Oh wait, no one because there are only two Servants in this city: Gilgamesh and Foreigner. ]
You must enjoy my presence if you want to spy on me. Come forth, I can grant you a closer look.
[ it's less jarring than it probably should be, a man stood naked in a city square. viktor almost walks by without reaction, but then... halts.
he turns, regards Gilgamesh the way one might a particularly interesting oil painting or marble statue - studious, curious, mindful of details without leering. stars, Naked Guy Minding His Business In The Middle Of The City should not be so nostalgic. ah, Limsa Lominsa, how he misses you.
after a beat, he unwinds the bright red plaid shawl wrapped around his shoulders, takes it with both hands and offers it up. ]
Need you s-something to keep yourself warm? 'Tis midwinter, aye? [ a pause. ] Doing squats also helps.
[ Pity Gilgamesh wasn't a Male Au Ra, and you weren't a female Miqo'te; otherwise, he'll slide into your tells. Wait what. Let's not talk about that world and life on certain servers.
Gilgamesh tilts his head at the Viera when being offered the shawl. ]
It is indeed winter, but I would not call myself a Hero if this much will undo me.
[ No, a Hero will still freeze their ass off in the cold if they were naked. Gilgamesh was abusing his privileges as a Servant. Still, he took the shawl. Red is indeed a pleasant color. ]
Fair enough, fair enough. 'Tis certainly... valiant, with-s-standing the elements as such.
[ a friendly smile tags his words, any greater concern well hidden beneath a congenial, admiring grin. viktor understands the desire to stand tall against suffering, pain. he also cannot help but worry, even for a stranger. ]
T'would be my p-pleasure to see you have it. [ his head lists to the side, a fishing lure teasing for interest. ] Just- you have been here longer than I, aye? Mayhap you could direct me to... someplace I might find materials to make another shawl and a warm spot to w-weave it?
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[Nevermind that the police doesn't exist in Aldrip, but still.]
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[ He shook his head. ]
But I cannot blame you for being jealous. Being this gorgeous is truly a sin.
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[oh my god this fella is a riot.]
Jail! Jail for one thousand years!
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What was this I hear? Do you wish to join me? Not many are so willing to Cast Off with me.
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...aren't you cold?
[ Forget about the public nudity. It's the middle of winter! ]
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No.
[ But thank you for being so concerned. It warms Gil-kun's heart. ]
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Oh.
[ Then... maybe he's just some kind of pervert? ]
You should go home, Mr. Gold.
[ Okay grandpa, let's get you to bed -- ]
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[Said with a surly look and all the judgement a short king can give. He just wants to enjoy his tea, but now he has to deal with THIS guy. AGAIN.]
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[ CHUUYA DID NOT ASK FOR THIS! ]
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Hell no, Queenie. I'm here for my damn tea and I'm currently wishin' I had something to spike it with.
[SEE? He lifts the cup up and everything as if to prove he isn't the problem here!]
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Even so, there's no way they're going to walk on by without saying something.]
Hey! Is this an art project, or a lifestyle choice? Either way, I support you and your eye-candy!
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Oho? Finally, a mongrel that knows beauty when he sees it! Don't hold back. Gaze upon me as if I were a statue of Venus.
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That's, uh, generous of you?
[Despite the offer, they're trying very hard to keep their eyesight at chest level or above.]
I'm pretty sure gazing at you too much would get me in trouble, so I'd better not. Is... that what you're out here for?
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wrapped? idk what else gil has to say after this wheezes
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House on the right - okay food, but they have a dog and he doesn't care for having poodle hair all over his clothes. Apartment 4c - water and vegan food. Yuck. Next past the random naked dude, and to the place over the corner stor- Wait, what??]
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Dear lord, he knows that cape, er, face!]
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..Is there a reason why you're overcompensating without any clothes in the middle of the street? Did you lose a punishment game, or- [Nope. He can't. Even with the limited visual field of his mask he's still seeing way more than he wants.] Please pull at least some fabric over it before some kid sees you.
LOOK AT ME DOUMAN!!!!
[ Gilgamesh crossed his legs from one side to the other. Unfazed by the cold. ]
Don't look away from me, Douman.
HE REFUSES!!!
so shy
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CW: NSFW ?! KICKS MY FEET , TWIRL MY HAIR, GIGGLES
Starts teasing nsfw and ending with ABBA here
I love them so much, please help me SOS
c:
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action but text; un: QUEENOFZAUN
congratulation, parasite! u hit the 10min mark ✨✨✨💥💥🎉🎉!!!
so how small is ur pecker? is it nonexistent yet? u cant satisfy the aldrip's playthings if its not working. if it doesnt, then we owe the system a big thank u. good on it for stopping the stupid from multiplying.
un: AUO | you love me enough to text me ty
You must enjoy my presence if you want to spy on me. Come forth, I can grant you a closer look.
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Wrapped! 🎀⭐
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he turns, regards Gilgamesh the way one might a particularly interesting oil painting or marble statue - studious, curious, mindful of details without leering. stars, Naked Guy Minding His Business In The Middle Of The City should not be so nostalgic. ah, Limsa Lominsa, how he misses you.
after a beat, he unwinds the bright red plaid shawl wrapped around his shoulders, takes it with both hands and offers it up. ]
Need you s-something to keep yourself warm? 'Tis midwinter, aye? [ a pause. ] Doing squats also helps.
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Gilgamesh tilts his head at the Viera when being offered the shawl. ]
It is indeed winter, but I would not call myself a Hero if this much will undo me.
[ No, a Hero will still freeze their ass off in the cold if they were naked. Gilgamesh was abusing his privileges as a Servant. Still, he took the shawl. Red is indeed a pleasant color. ]
But I shall take this offering.
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[ a friendly smile tags his words, any greater concern well hidden beneath a congenial, admiring grin. viktor understands the desire to stand tall against suffering, pain. he also cannot help but worry, even for a stranger. ]
T'would be my p-pleasure to see you have it. [ his head lists to the side, a fishing lure teasing for interest. ] Just- you have been here longer than I, aye? Mayhap you could direct me to... someplace I might find materials to make another shawl and a warm spot to w-weave it?
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Akutagawa keeps his gaze away, not offering this buffoon any attention. Not his problem. Good-bye.]
[ good bye ]