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expiationlogs2024-10-25 02:15 pm
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(dated nov 1st) hey guys hey................
Who: peter "baby spider" parker
Where: stem club, spider house, and i'll add as i think...
What: peter's back, peter's saying sorry, peter's giving back to the community, he's sorry........... i'll use this as my catch-all for the month of november, so i'll slowly be adding things to it! if anyone would like a closed thread, i'm all for it.
Warnings: none so far!
(a few hours after he gets his shit together, the following message pings:)
Hey guys... I'm sorry for, uh, like disappearing and all that 🥲🥲
Wasn't my intention at all
I can't explain what happened either 😣
I went back home, not dead ⚰️ That one I can explain, but very long and kinda confusing explanation, maybe another time
And uh I'm really sorry for worrying my friends
But I'm definitely here
Alive
A...mazingly so
Available 🫠
At anywhere if you want to see me
At mostly my place though and the STEM club room
Uh I might have missed a lot
So update me okay
And OH if you have anything broken that you want fixed 🛠️🔧🪛🔩
Or you know something you want to improve
Bring it to me free of charge
Where: stem club, spider house, and i'll add as i think...
What: peter's back, peter's saying sorry, peter's giving back to the community, he's sorry........... i'll use this as my catch-all for the month of november, so i'll slowly be adding things to it! if anyone would like a closed thread, i'm all for it.
Warnings: none so far!
(a few hours after he gets his shit together, the following message pings:)
Hey guys... I'm sorry for, uh, like disappearing and all that 🥲🥲
Wasn't my intention at all
I can't explain what happened either 😣
I went back home, not dead ⚰️ That one I can explain, but very long and kinda confusing explanation, maybe another time
And uh I'm really sorry for worrying my friends
But I'm definitely here
Alive
A...mazingly so
Available 🫠
At anywhere if you want to see me
At mostly my place though and the STEM club room
Uh I might have missed a lot
So update me okay
And OH if you have anything broken that you want fixed 🛠️🔧🪛🔩
Or you know something you want to improve
Bring it to me free of charge
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oof, a pyrrhic victory. hate that shit. sounds like it's been a while, though. what else you got going on?
oh right we've got a new one of you avengers types here. from my timeline. you got a clint barton? guy runs around with a bow and arrow like he thinks he's cool.
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Uh kinda what you just said except more like instead of not remembering anyone no one remembers me. Pretty bad. Also I met more Peter Parkers so that was cool I guess but other than that... Pretty bad.
YOU'RE KIDDING, we got Hawkeye? Where is he? I mean, he's not gonna know me but that's fine I just want to say hey
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oo, what'd you do? mass telepathic mind wipe? time travel retcon? some kind of weird whatever-the-fuck-you-spiders-do bullshit? every few years or so a bunch of you guys show up out of nowhere and make the internet go nuts. sometimes we get some new spiders out of it. idk.
oh hawkeye your world has, but not mutants??? that's so offensive. whatever. he's probably at the inn or sleeping on a park bench or something. [Quentin should probably check in on him actually. You know, since they're like... kind of friends.] i worked with him a bit on the west coast avengers. decent enough guy for someone who uses paleolithic weaponry. don't tell him you're this excited to see him, though. it'll go straight to his head.
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Seems like it keeps happening though, from what you and Gwen say
The Multiverse mishaps
The internet did not go nuts aside from hating on me big time
Quentin, come on man, you can't be jealous I like both of you equally okay
Fine I won't
But hey
I'm glad you're still here man kinda missed you
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please, you haven't even met this hawkeye. why would i be jealous? for all i know the clint barton in your universe is some totally non-pathetic family man who has his shit together and idk, lives on a farm or something.
the guy i know is a carny who couch-surfs in between sad apartments and gets roasted by d-tier villains. his redeeming qualities are basically stick-to-itiveness and an uncanny ability to tight-rope walk the fine line between bravery and stupidity. [He does like Clint... honestly......]
yeah well. it's been too quiet without you around to bother me kiddo.
1/2
Yeah
3 kids also
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(is all he is going to say, he's so upset about it.)
I mean
Still can bullseye anything right
I like him already 🥰
Want to hang out w me later?
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and yeah obv he can still bullseye anything. what would be the point of him otherwise?
shit you got strange involved? man i hate magic. biggest load of bullshit. i don't envy you. [says the guy with spooky mind powers and a teammate who is a magic demon lady]
i got nothing better to do so sure. but just to be clear it'd better not be literally hanging out. i don't do any of that wall-crawling spidey shit. i am not doing an extra load of laundry to get web crap off my clothes.
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Because there are ALWAYS so many differences man
Wait there are other Hawkeyes?
... Yeah. Yep.
You do know you have some crazy powers too right
Like you gotta know
Dude it's just web
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yeah but mine make sense. magic doesn't. [Obviously.]
it's sticky. and gross.
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I think
When I was with the other 2 Peter Parkers we just numbered ourselves
Have they considered
Uh no man it doesn't
Like at all
You're sticky and gross
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what
how do my powers not make sense??
maybe you're just dumb
oh my god how old are you. begone, fetus
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You can count right
They make ZERO sense dude
Cannot get it
Explain them to me and make them make sense I dare you Quentin
18 dude. 18
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also i wouldn't know how to number them. like chronologically? by quality? because those are two different orders lol
look you understand radio right? like bluetooth? waves, transmitters, receivers? literally same thing.
coulda fooled me
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Obviously numberer's choice, Quentin
That's very lazy explaining
Good thing you're not a teacher man
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look buddy it's that or i start telling you about the astral plane
do you want to hear about the astral plane
do you
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Gotta be number one
If I weren't number one in this that'd be really really pathetic
I think I've been
But sure, man
Tell me
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what if i named you peter 2. how would you feel about that
you've been to the astral plane??
whatever okay.
the astral plane is where every mind exists. the collective "mindscape" if you will. most people—by which i mean non-psychics—can't sense it. they're "blind," for lack of a better word. with me so far? great.
telepaths? we "see" it. or "hear" it. or whatever sensory word you wanna use. you get the idea. it's there for me the same way the physical world is for you.
alternatively, my nervous system, specifically my brain, is biologically equipped to communicate with the electrical signals and frequencies generated by the nervous systems of other living beings as opposed to only my own, not unlike a radio transmitter/receiver
pick your poison.
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I got here first
So
I get Peter 1 rights
I mean I think
Mister Strange did push me out of my body so that was a whole thing
So if I poke you can I change the channel
Alexa play We Are The Champions
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again, pretty sure it's "doctor"
and that sounds like bullshit
not how it works at all but okay
[Hey Peter did you want Rick Astley's hit song Never Gonna Give You Up stuck in your head? Sure you did. What else did you expect when you ask the asshole telepath to play a song?]
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