(catchall/open) had to have high, high hopes for a living

[spidermenaces]

Who: peter parker and you
Where: hella places cuz it's a catch-all
What: science, spiderman, music, cringe
Warnings: none? maybe violence, cuz, you know. monster fighting!

Comments

[notthekingpin]

What an astute observation! It's almost like I'm here, with the monsters, and not fighting people!

[ And really, this felt good? He feels much better. But nothing is as fun as beating up people who double cross the mafia )': ]

[spidermenaces]

Hey, less about the fact, more about the vibe! I'm here with the monsters too, but you're a bit creepy, pal.

(LISTEN, YOU TELL HIM YOU'RE NOT THAT BAD WHEN YOU'RE NOT SASHIMING A MONSTER.)

[notthekingpin]

Please enlighten me as to how I should fix my vibes, Spider-Man.

[ Spiders are creepy thats just facts ]

[spidermenaces]

... I mean, maybe start by not bathing in the blood of-- wait, how do you know I'm Spider-man?

(that's literally the last thing he is called when people try to guess. spider-guy, spiderling, spider-boy, etc??????)

[notthekingpin]

You're man-shaped and you're spider-themed. Did I guess wrong? is it Spider-nonbinary-child?

[spidermenaces]

You-- you know what, I'm asking the questions!!

(AS IF... CHILD...)

Who even are you?

[notthekingpin]

Does it matter?

[ spider-man it is, see, he was right ]

[spidermenaces]

Yep, otherwise, I wouldn't be asking!?

(HELP)

Sir, you're a very difficult psychopath...

[notthekingpin]

That is very rude. Didn't your parents ever teach you not to psychoanalyze strangers?

[ or your aunts and uncles, you know, whomever. ]

[spidermenaces]

Didn't yours teach you how to respect the local flora?! Seriously, what soap is gonna take all that away?! Dude, you smell really bad...

(sashimi-man is going to stick.)