(catchall/open) had to have high, high hopes for a living

[spidermenaces]

Who: peter parker and you
Where: hella places cuz it's a catch-all
What: science, spiderman, music, cringe
Warnings: none? maybe violence, cuz, you know. monster fighting!

Comments

[spidermenaces]

You-- you know what, I'm asking the questions!!

(AS IF... CHILD...)

Who even are you?

[notthekingpin]

Does it matter?

[ spider-man it is, see, he was right ]

[spidermenaces]

Yep, otherwise, I wouldn't be asking!?

(HELP)

Sir, you're a very difficult psychopath...

[notthekingpin]

That is very rude. Didn't your parents ever teach you not to psychoanalyze strangers?

[ or your aunts and uncles, you know, whomever. ]

[spidermenaces]

Didn't yours teach you how to respect the local flora?! Seriously, what soap is gonna take all that away?! Dude, you smell really bad...

(sashimi-man is going to stick.)