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Test Drive Meme #14

Welcome to Expiation, a pan-fandom adventure game with elements of fantasy, science fiction, and some subtle horror.

THE STORY SO FAR (click to expand!)

-Characters have arrived in Expiation, a seemingly idyllic fantasy world where they have been told they will be judged and sentenced for crimes they were charged with upon arrival.

-Every two months, several characters are chosen for sentencing, where they’re brought to the Courthouse (formerly City Hall) and told to perform a task related to their assigned crime. Their only contact at the Courthouse is a mysterious and long-suffering man called Jerry.

-Over time, characters have begun to realize that not all is as it seems in Expiation: as it turns out, the entire world is a simulation that seems to be run by an artificial intelligence. This AI claims that its purpose, and thus the purpose of Expiation, is rehabilitating the Chosen after their crimes.

-In September 2024, that AI needed to be reset as a consequence of some catastrophic systems failures. So far, there has been no downside to this reset–but the AI has also been strangely absent since then.

-In November 2024, a strange event overtook Aldrip and turned it into a week-long eternal night where technology ceased to work. During this time, the simulation that generates Expiation seemed to malfunction, causing a strange crack to appear in the surroundings. Through this crack, characters were able to see some sort of metal enclosure. They could reach a hand in, but little more than that. This crack has disappeared, for now, but what it means for Aldrip's future remains to be seen.

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A TRANQUIL BEACH VACATION... ?

Hmmm… the sun is shining, there’s the sound of waves–

Wait, the sound of waves?

This new batch of Chosen find themselves waking up in what looks like a fishing village. Some of them wake up outside, some of them wake up with their faces in the sand. Others wake up in what seems like an inn? They might not be the only ones in the bed with them, though. There’s not that many spaces! They may find themselves waking up next to another Chosen – or one of the locals, the Naga. They seem like there’s nothing wrong with this though, and even welcome them into their home. Do they want anything to eat? Drink? They can leave the bed even, if they’d like to continue to rest. Whatever the Chosen ask, they’ll give it to them without hesitation. See? Isn’t it so great here? You don’t even want to go to Aldrip right now! Those guys are awful. See what they did to those poor little welcome bots? Some of those Chosen had tried to dismantle or beat them! They’d run to Rumpitur and the Naga – who aren’t amazing with technology, but had been able to patch them up. But they’re very much still just second-rate patched. They can still see where they’ve been taken apart, and some wheels might even be lopsided as they roll around and give out the parchments and tablets.

Those poor, poor, bots.

But! Spring means rebirth, and that means that the Naga are celebrating. They've even been inviting Chosen from Aldrip to come visit! Those merchants they sent over there were inviting them while trying to sell their wares. Watch out though - they may get dragged into helping set up for the party, or help cook and run errands for the festivities to come.

XOXO GOSSIP GIRL

While the appearance of the Chosen in Rumpitur was not expected, the locals seem to take it in stride - and welcome the new arrivals warmly. The small town may not have much to spare, but they will happily share what they have: a bed at the inn, a meal at the restaurant, a couple of fish from the recent haul. The snake people are more than willing to engage in conversation, too, though don't count on them to answer all your questions - they can't tell you what they don't know, after all. Instead, they're likely to steer the conversation in the direction of the other Chosen. They shudder as they speak of them, sighing dramatically as they recount all the reasons why they're not so keen on the newcomers' Aldrip counterparts.

"Have you heard? They've blown up their own city hall three times! How barbaric!"

"I don't understand how the people there put up with them… they have no respect for anything! They even erected statues of themselves without asking for permission!"

"Now I'm not saying they're all like this, but when my neighbor's friend went over to visit, she swore up and down they were sleeping in coffins!"

"I know this might sound crazy, but my mother has seen them wear socks with sandals!"

"Apparently some of them go missing on a regular basis. I'm not saying they're responsible, but one has to wonder what happens to them…"

… And so on and so forth. The Rumpitur residents are eager to share all the gossip, no matter how ridiculous or improbable, and will continue to do so even after the aforementioned Chosen from Aldrip arrive at their town. They advise the newcomers should stay on guard around them, and don't believe what they say easily. The question is, do you believe them?

Oh, and there is one more topic that seems prevalent among the rumors - the villagers whisper about the visitors from faraway lands finally deciding to end their isolation and reestablish friendly relations with the mainland. What could that be about…?

OOC:
Is there any specific gossip you'd like the people of Rumpitur to spread, real or fake? Feel free to comment here, so the players can use it in their threads if they want! If you'd like to submit a gossip about another character, please make sure the player is okay with it first!

AREN'T YOU EGG-STATIC?

It’s Spring time! It’s time to celebrate the new budding leaves in the trees, many with their blossoms on full display. There are birds singing in the trees, an energy in the little animals that inhabited around and in this fair city.

The merchants of Rumpitur are also here to not only sell their resources for a steep price, but as a show of good faith and to attempt to build bonds, they have offered to celebrate the annual tradition of egg hunting within and around the village! There are eggs that are very particular with chromic shells scattered around town, and they are meant to start off the Spring hope of a good year for commerce, friendship, and prosperity.

Never mind that pesky stereotype that snakes eat eggs. These are traditional and celebratory events only!

Everyone is encouraged to celebrate this fun and light-hearted tradition of find and seek! When the event kicks off, the Rumpitur merchants explain that the eggs are meant to be cracked open to reveal a prize inside! Their chromic shells can be cracked and then peeled or they can be smashed (you heathens) to reveal their contents. The chromic egg shell colours do not correspond to a particular prize either, so it’s all fun and games until someone turns into a snake. What? No, nevermind.

Run free and have fun, Chosen! Share your eggs or horde them for yourself!

Edible Effects:(click to expand!)

Milk Chocolate Egg - Nothing! It’s just delicious! Or is it…?

White Chocolate Egg - Characters will manifest angelic qualities such as wings or a halo or white clothing. They are compelled to help others in need and to avoid causing crime! They will even go so far as to stop a crime from happening at all costs… even self sacrifice! These effects will last 24 hours; this effect can be prolonged with repeatedly consuming this type of egg.

Dark Chocolate Egg - Characters will manifest demonic qualities such as horns, barbed tail, red skin, sharp teeth and even leathery wings. They are compelled to encourage and entice other characters to commit crime (do the Chosen really need help with this? No.). These effects will last 24 hours; this effect can have a prolonged duration with repeatedly consuming this type of egg.

Chocolate Peanut Butter-filled Egg - Characters will suddenly be attached to the first person that they see. They are tethered to within 3 feet from this other person. Your new partner for the next 8 hours? Yeah, they can walk away from you, and you have to follow or be dragged along. And yes, if multiple Chosen eat one of these, there can be multiple teethers. What a great bonding experience!

Chocolate and Caramel Egg - Characters can only tell the truth; alternatively, characters can only tell lies. This is not a compulsion so much as their words will change and warp as they leave their mouths depending on the effect they are under. They can resist, but to no avail. Give in and speak your truth/untruths! This effect will last 6 hours.

White Chocolate with Strawberry-filling Egg - Characters under this effect face an escalating compulsion to share a secret, a crime, or a regret about their lives. The longer they hold out, the more painful the experience becomes. They must tell another Chosen; talking to the trees or the Rumpitur natives doesn’t count. This compulsion lasts for 4 hours or dissipates after the compulsion has been fulfilled.

Chocolate with Lemon-filling Egg - Characters experience aphrodisiac effects. They are overcome with the urge to cuddle anyone around them or… you know. On this effect, characters can either be charming or sassy, so they are ready and able to lay down some smooth moves or encourage a little rough play. This effect lasts 12 hours and can be prolonged with repeated consumption.

Chocolate Nougat Egg - Characters are suddenly very drunk or high or hyper-active. They will probably make a nuisance of themselves or at least need help to find somewhere safe. Let all your drunk/high/hyper dreams come true and try not to puke in someone’s flower pots, okay? This effect will last for 8 hours; it can have its effects prolonged or stacked with repeated consumption.

Rotten egg - Seems like you got pranked. Not only does it taste bad but it seems like it will plague a character who eats it with the worst luck possible.

Non-Edible Effects:(click to expand!)

Small useful item - Use is all in the eye of the beholder of course, but these items are something that can find a place. Examples: mini-binoculars, compass, swiss-army knife, engagement ring (looking at you Vi/Cait & Scott/Kotone), etc. Player discretion encouraged.

Small useless item - This is a small item like a toy, a part, or something that may be fun but have little to no use. Examples are glitter, a mini-puzzle, toy car, magic 8-ball, chinese finger-trap, etc. Player discretion encouraged.

Pet - It can be any kind of animal and not just ones born out of eggs. It can only grow to the size of a medium-sized dog, so no horses or elephants unless they are very miniature. Mystical or animals from a Chosen’s home are fine.

Fuzzy hand-cuffs - Do you need more explanation? The fur can be any colour or pattern that a player wishes. These make great gifts for people you like or don’t.

Magical Bullshit McGuffin - Effects unknown. Only one egg has this ominously glowing orb. Leave a comment if your character wants this and it will be RNG, with the results in the next SOTG. No world-ending skybeams will be included.

IS THAT A SIDEQUEST?

The Naga will also offer quests in exchange for food, and favors. Veteran Chosen may find that if they complete them, the attitudes towards them will soften. New Chosen will find the same thing, that the attitudes seem to cool down towards the old ones the more they’re completed.

There’s a snake in a tree!

A baby Naga is stuck in a tree… somehow? It isn’t sure how to get down though, and is screaming and crying. The parents are at the base of it, pleading for the child to come down, and unable to go up there themselves. Help?

Time to fish!

There’s a fish caught in a net off the docks that the Naga just can’t seem to pull up and onto it. This will require a small group of two or more characters to pull it up and onto the dock. But watch out! The more they tug, the more the fish thrashes. While it won’t hurt Chosen that fall into the water, it might be very likely that they get pulled in.

Fetch!

Could you help some of the cooks around the town? They’re kind of busy cooking for all of these newcomers, so they’re going to ask some groups of Chosen to go gather food from the forest. Be careful though, because there’s monsters out there.

Hey, you!

A Naga might try to get the attention of the Chosen and wave them over, saying that they need help building their new home. They’ll teach Chosen how to use the tools, and hopefully you get someone else with the building. Some of this stuff’s heavy.

OOC:
For old and new players (pending acceptance into the game), there will be a reward for helping out these guys in the SOTG. Quests are not limited to these four, and some may be made up by you if you wish! Just remember that they’re supposed to be positive in spirit, and contribute to Rumpitur in some way. Also, feel free to assume that the player submissions on the bestiary portion do show up in the game as we start to overhaul that page again!

ALL GOOD (?) THINGS COME TO AN END

After about a week, it seems like all the festivities are winding down. The older Chosen are starting to get shooed out of the village, and while they won’t completely kick out the newer ones… they’re going to heavily imply that they don’t have enough space for them all to live with them. Some can stay if they really want to, but they may be told they’re going to end up in Aldrip eventually. They all do, at one time or another, end up in the “home city” of the cycle.

Whatever that means!

But that’s just fine though, it’s not like they haven’t been subject to hearing gossip for a week straight. Just fine.

Wildcard Make your own fun! Just because it’s not in the prompts doesn’t mean it’s not possible. Have at it! Go crazy! Try not to break anything (too much)!

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[ rafal shrugs, though he does note that. ]

Whatever is around. I do not need to eat solely one thing to survive.

Woooould you eat me? If push comes to shove and we're the last ones alive?

[she knows the answer to that question, especially when she asked him something similar to this before. but she likes to dip in morbid alternative scenarios with people just to see how far she can make them uncomfortable.]

Also!! If you can give me one — [she lifts up her pointer finger.] — advice on how to spruce up this place, what would it be? I take all answers, even weird ones. Don't hold back, lay it on me.

No. You would be awful to chew on.

[ but the second question is more interesting, so he devotes himself to that. ]

Plants and sunlight in certain areas makes things more inviting. Our eating areas were open and as such, pleasant. Some corners for people who like their privacy.

Plants and sunlight...

[she repeats his words, drumming her fingers along her stomach as she gazes to their ceiling to help her think this through.]

How about a sunroof? Nothing big, but maybe a few spots?

[ he nods. ]

That would be a good idea. Warmth in small spaces.

[she puckers her lips, still contemplating over her friend's suggestion, until abruptly points to the right of them (or more so given in jinx's current lying position, above her).]

And there? Think that's a good spot for the loser corner?

[losers being those who would rather be by their lonesome than being swarmed with cats. the animals do have their own little play area where they can move around wherever they like, and sleep wherever they like. but would they feel threatened with a percentage of their freedom be taken away so suddenly? ... or will they care?]

I don't see why anyone would come to a coffee shop just to shut their trap. They can just, you know, do that at home or something.

Some people enjoy the atmosphere.

Though I recommend not calling it the "loser corner".

[she rolls her eyes, but since rafal is providing her some good ideas, she won't dismiss him.]

Fine. How about "the Shut-ins"? I'll even remove the speakers so they can brood without any disturbance.

Are you trying to drive your own business into the ground?

Nope!

[and finally, jinx hoists herself off the counter, with her boots thundering onto the floorboards hard enough that the wandering cats twitch their heads towards their direction in a startle.]

You can get any schmuck to be your monkey, and train them to pour a nice cup of joe for someone.

[she says, walking smoothly behind rafal until tossing an arm around his shoulders, grinning.]

But where's the thrill in that? A business needs to stand out, be... different. Because you know what they say — "What makes you different, makes you strong".

[the bluenette slithers away from her friend and then slouches against the counter top, her elbow propped and an ankle cross over the other.]

So! Signs to show what area is what. The party side, the quiet side, and the "it's good to be home!!" side.

[ rafal sighs, shaking his head. ]

It is your business. Do as you like. I'll enjoy seeing it fail.

[she cocks her head to one side, grinning still and reaches over to grant him a light tap on the arm.]

Aw, you don't mean that! If it fails then you won't get your delicious desserts anymore. Remember them being free, hmmmmmmm? How many lame-o businesses can you count on one hand who will give you this with no charge?

[ rafal huffs, but there's no heat behind it. ]

I can make my own delicious desserts, thank you. I'm a superlative dessert cook.

[he can make... — a thunderstorm of an idea suddenly ascends from her mind, and without a second to waste, jinx slants forward to rafal while only leaving a small gap between their noses. the smile on her is a little deranged, but her eyes are sparkling its pinkish glow, as if he just said the magic word of the day to set the entire world ablaze.]

Work for me.

[three little words that holds no weight to anyone else, but it means everything to her. when simulation glitched the first time, the chosen lived in an alternate reality. a universe where she was a successful baker and barista, and the chosen visited her establishment practically daily. cafe cutie jinx was what they called her, the best of the best. and even when the simulation returned back to normal, the memories of her other self stayed with her. .... except for one. little. thing. and that's how to make the perfect dessert without it crumbling into pieces.]

[ rafal rears back, startled. his hackles rise up for a moment before he manages to calm himself. ]

Work for you? Why should I?

Why shouldn't you?

[she redirects the question while giving his dessert plate a little spin, then scoots it back to him.]

Come on, Raffy, thank about it! — You, me, making all the best stuff that no wannabe can put together? Every morning, those flunkies will wait outside and scratch on our doors for their fix of the day.

[jinx rests her elbow on the counter again, cheek propping against her palm.]

Besides, don't these places usually have two owners or whatever? I could use another skull. You'll get free of everything all the time! And not just for this month.

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[ well.

free desserts does sound like an excellent motivator. ]

I suppose I could work with that.

[grinning like a doofus, jinx tosses her arm around his shoulders again then gives him a light shake.]

I knew you'd pull through for me, Buddy. That's why you're my other favorite dragon in Aldrag...! And maybe you can teach me a thing or two, huh? Like how to make that look more... "bouncy".

[and by that, she gestures to the sorry excuse for a cake being displayed nearby. it's improvement from her other... horrid creations, but it still looks unappealing.]

I'm the only dragon in Aldrip.

[ rafal eyes that dessert with heavy skepticism. ]

And I will do my best to salvage your skills.

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