TEST DRIVE MEME #13

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Test Drive Meme #13

Welcome to Expiation, a pan-fandom adventure game with elements of fantasy, science fiction, and some subtle horror.

THE STORY SO FAR (click to expand!)

-Characters have arrived in Expiation, a seemingly idyllic fantasy world where they have been told they will be judged and sentenced for crimes they were charged with upon arrival.

-Every two months, several characters are chosen for sentencing, where they’re brought to the Courthouse (formerly City Hall) and told to perform a task related to their assigned crime. Their only contact at the Courthouse is a mysterious and long-suffering man called Jerry.

-Over time, characters have begun to realize that not all is as it seems in Expiation: as it turns out, the entire world is a simulation that seems to be run by an artificial intelligence. This AI claims that its purpose, and thus the purpose of Expiation, is rehabilitating the Chosen after their crimes.

-In September 2024, that AI needed to be reset as a consequence of some catastrophic systems failures. So far, there has been no downside to this reset–but the AI has also been strangely absent since then.

-In November 2024, a strange event overtook Aldrip and turned it into a week-long eternal night where technology ceased to work. During this time, the simulation that generates Expiation seemed to malfunction, causing a strange crack to appear in the surroundings. Through this crack, characters were able to see some sort of metal enclosure. They could reach a hand in, but little more than that. This crack has disappeared, for now, but what it means for Aldrip's future remains to be seen.

TDM top-levels are open to all, whether you are already in-game or not. New characters, please put TDM in your subject header so we’ll know you’re trying things out! You can also put your top-level in the TDM DIRECTORY at the bottom of the post. Current players may use TDM threads as part of their AC proofs. Applications for February are closed to current players only, as we're at player cap. But we are still allowing for new players to hop on the TDM!

You can view our CALENDAR to keep important dates in mind. RESERVES open for current players on February 18th and APPLICATIONS will open on February 21st.. After this, applications will next open in April.

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THERE’S SOMETHING IN THE AIR TONIGHT

Aldrip's Day of Devotion celebration has become tradition among the locals. This year, to celebrate the occasion, the events center will open its doors to both locals and chosen for a special party. Strangely, not a lot of the locals seem to be attending...well, at least it's not crowded. The party takes place in-game on February 17.

The party is a little lackluster, if we're being honest. Corny cut-paper decorations, low-budget food, sappy music. The staff seem to be dedicated to making this event a roaring success, though! They'll be obsessively pairing up any single folks they see, even if that just means grabbing the closest random stranger. Altogether, the event coordinators are doing their very best to make sure every Chosen in attendance gets in on the fun, even going so far as to pull people off the street if they look like they might be trying not to attend! They’ll try to insist on characters playing their games, but they’re only human, after all–they might miss a few people.

Within the events center, Chosen will find a bar with some specialty themed cocktails, as well as a dance floor and a lounge area. They’ll also find some games and activities. Some of these are normal: cards, dice, even charades. Some…well, some seem to be taking the theme of devotion rather seriously.

A (SPEED) DATE WITH DESTINY

You find yourself seated at a table. On the table is a five-minute timer and a list of increasingly personal questions. Seated across from you: another Chosen. Maybe you signed up willingly. Maybe the event coordinator shoved you over here. Maybe some well-meaning friend has bullied you into it. Whatever the case, here you are, on a series of speed dates that the event coordinators are hoping will end in amour!

(But we all know it’s not that easy.)

The idea is simple: you each read a question for the other to answer until the five-minute timer is up. Then, either you and your new beloved leave the table together, or you change tables for a different match. Simple! Thing is, sometimes the timers don’t really work the way they should; you may find yourself feeling like this five minutes is a very long five minutes. And the questions are sometimes romantic in nature (what quality do you look for in a partner?), but sometimes they get a little…conceptual. (is humankind inherently good or evil? as an example.) Some of these questions may also assume a level of familiarity that some Chosen don’t have. Better just to roll with it.

We’ve included some sample questions here, but please do feel free to come up with your own!

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Romantic:
-What do you admire most about me?
-What’s the hardest thing about being in love?
-Would you ever be the first to confess your feelings?
-What's really working for you in this relationship?
-What's the best kiss you've ever had?
-What makes a kiss enjoyable?
-What color underwear do you want me to wear?
-Do you prefer sexy or smart?
-When did you know you were in love with me?
-Which part of my body do you find attractive?
-If your body was a plant, how many times a day would I have to water it?

Less…romantic:
-How do we know we're doing the right thing?
-Why do you think we're here?
-Do you have a right to be happy or should you earn it?
-What is a person? Is it the mind or body?
-Is it more important to love or be loved?
-If you died today, would you be satisfied with the life you've lived?
-How do you know you're not dreaming right now?
-Do you feel happier in summer or winter?
-What color do you feel like best describes yourself?
-If you could be an animal, what would you be?
-What is your most secret wish?
-Describe your perfect day.
-What is a “soul?”

SECRET DELIVERY

It’s not an errand, it’s a scavenger hunt! …or so it’s billed by the event staff. They promise they’re not pawning their work off on you. Each Chosen is given a small box–about the size of their tablets, actually–at the door, and they’re tasked with finding the person this small box belongs to. There’s one for every event attendee, but none of them have names on them. That would be too easy! Instead, the tags have simple directions: Give this box to someone with brown hair or give this box to someone who looks sad. The descriptions vary from box to box, and can even include activities (for example, give this box to someone who was dancing!). As per the rules, if someone already has a box, they’re not allowed to accept another.

So. What’s inside?

Opening the box, Chosen will find a small trinket nestled delicately within layers of tissue paper. It’s a pin, or a hair clip, or a pendant on a chain–something Chosen will be inclined to wear. Strangely, even though the box wasn’t addressed to them by name, each Chosen will notice that the subject of the trinket somehow speaks to their experience or their past. Perhaps a butterfly means something personal to them, or a dagger, or a dog. All are asked to put on these trinkets in the spirit of the event; the event coordinators won’t punish anyone who refuses, but they will offer to help put them on, and they’ll gush over how beautiful they look.

These trinkets have a strange effect, though: they compel the wearer to speak their true feelings. These feelings can be romantic in nature, but need not be; they simply feel compelled to tell the truth about how they feel on any particular subject.

SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL!

The banner over this tunnel, inexplicably located on what you really thought was an exterior wall of the building, reads “Tunnel of Love and Treasure.” Doesn’t that sound nice! But entering this tunnel isn’t without complication: as the attendant will tell you, everyone who enters must be paired with another person–and it’s that attendant’s job to do the pairing! You might get paired with someone you know, with a partner or a friend…or you may be paired with a total stranger. It’s subject to the whims of this attendant, who is enthusiastic but seemingly a little clueless about whatever bonds might currently exist between people.

The second rule: explorers must hold hands the entire time they’re in the tunnel! There’s no better way to grow the feelings between you than touch, as everyone knows. Once Chosen enter the tunnel, they’ll find they actually can’t let go–their hands are stuck fast. Welp. This is fine. Right?

The tunnel is strangely…realistic inside, looking like a cave rather than the inside of an event hall. How odd. There are all sorts of nooks and crannies in which a treasure might be hidden, but examining them leaves no trace of anything that might be considered a treasure. But not to worry! There’s a light at the end of the tunnel, eventually–in quite a literal sense. It opens into a large cavern, where another event attendant sits, strumming a small guitar. Go ahead, ask him where the treasure is. He’ll tell you, “the treasure was the bond you made along the way!” Or maybe he’ll sing it to you, if you’re lucky. (Unlucky?) And…well, that may sound like a crock, but you’ll find your hands unstuck and your way back out of the tunnel clear and easy.

Wildcard

Make your own fun! Just because it’s not in the prompts doesn’t mean it’s not possible. Have at it! Go crazy! Try not to break anything (too much)!

♡

Comments

[uncommonsense]

[ wow, her arm just goes along for the ride there? ]

What's the big deal? It's not like our legs are tied together-- hey, ow!

[ haruhi's trying to put up a little resistance, but she winds up hurting herself a bit in the process. ]

Sheesh-- where's your sense of adventure?!

[nightwild]

[Ack- At least her ears droop a bit when she realizes Haruhi's hurt herself, and she immediately slows down some...]

Don't have one. What I care about is my freedom.

[uncommonsense]

[ it's much appreciated, it's a bit uncomfortable but she'll deal for the time being. ]

I get that, freedom's important. [ a beat. ] You really don't like this kinda stuff?

[nightwild]

Well, yeah. Who would like this?

[uncommonsense]

Treasure hunters? Except, I guess they don't usually hold hands the entire time. So, treasure hunters that're seeing each other.

[ when she has to be faced with reality, the whole thing is silly. ]

[nightwild]

Do "treasure hunters" even exist in modern times? I doubt it.

[fauna you are a children's superhero why are you so jaded]

[uncommonsense]

[ wow. so not only does she not have a sense for adventure, she doesn't even have any sense of wonder too! haruhi shakes her head. ]

Of course they do. You have to know that there's so much stuff out there that people have forgotten or tossed away trying to hide it. The world-- [ oh, wait. ] Worlds are pretty big, there's no way everyone's actually found everything.

[nightwild]

And there would be treasure in some sort of weird computer dimension?

[uncommonsense]

...maybe? It could be a clue to actually getting out of here, if you're trying to make it home.

[nightwild]

What kind of idiot would make a prison like this then just give people the clue to getting out?

[uncommonsense]

It doesn't sound like whoever's in charge wasn't that smart to begin with. The only one "in charge" that I've heard of so far is some middle aged old guy.

[ she doesn't know anything about jerry, but honestly, eat shit jerry. ]

If they're messed up enough, they could give us a clue but it's more like a red herring. I really don't know.

[nightwild]

They're definitely messed-up enough.

[FUCK YOU JERRY ALL MY HOMIES HATE JERRY]

That means we're better off ignoring any 'treasure' and going for the source of this anyway.

[uncommonsense]

I guess so. Ugh.

[ well, she can't do anything else to stop her, so she might as well. ]

Thinking about it, with how shoddy everything else looked, any treasure they have down here wouldn't be that impressive anyway

[nightwild]

Definitely not.

[She sighs....]

Besides, are you really fine being stuck to someone for this?

[uncommonsense]

...should I not be? It's just holding hands.

[ what's the big deal?? ]

[nightwild]

... "Just"...

[Is Fauna the weird one for thinking it's a big deal??? She's so confused.]

I... don't know?

[uncommonsense]

Yeah? I mean. If you're not used to holding hands with someone, that's fine. There's no real sense in getting upset about it. Plus, we're both girls, so it's not that much of a problem.

[nightwild]

... Would it be a problem if one of us was a boy?

[gender is SO confusing]

[uncommonsense]

Only if one of us wound up being weird and awkward about it. Even then, that's not really the end of the world, it's just annoying.

[nightwild]

... Is this not weird and awkward?

[uncommonsense]

Not really, but it's starting to kinda get there the more you talk about it. What, is there something wrong with my hand?

[nightwild]

No, but- I mean- I don't know, I don't usually hold hands with anyone!

[uncommonsense]

Oh, that's kinda surprising.

[ why's it surprising? a mystery. ]

You're thinking too hard about it. I'm not going to bite or rip your arm off.

[nightwild]

How's it surprising? Do I seem like the touchy-feely type?

[help her

she doesn't know what to do with this]

[uncommonsense]

Not really? But, I'm surprised no one's ever tried to date you or anything like that.

[ said as innocently as possible! look, mikuru-chan was cute and probably had a fanclub, fauna's cute and probably has a fanclub somewhere?? ]