TEST DRIVE MEME #12

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Test Drive Meme #12

Welcome to Expiation, a pan-fandom adventure game with elements of fantasy, science fiction, and some subtle horror.

THE STORY SO FAR (click to expand!)

-Characters have arrived in Expiation, a seemingly idyllic fantasy world where they have been told they will be judged and sentenced for crimes they were charged with upon arrival.

-Every two months, several characters are chosen for sentencing, where they’re brought to the Courthouse (formerly City Hall) and told to perform a task related to their assigned crime. Their only contact at the Courthouse is a mysterious and long-suffering man called Jerry.

-Over time, characters have begun to realize that not all is as it seems in Expiation: as it turns out, the entire world is a simulation that seems to be run by an artificial intelligence. This AI claims that its purpose, and thus the purpose of Expiation, is rehabilitating the Chosen after their crimes.

-In September 2024, that AI needed to be reset as a consequence of some catastrophic systems failures. So far, there has been no downside to this reset–but the AI has also been strangely absent since then.

-In November 2024, a strange event overtook Aldrip and turned it into a week-long eternal night where technology ceased to work. During this time, the simulation that generates Expiation seemed to malfunction, causing a strange crack to appear in the surroundings. Through this crack, characters were able to see some sort of metal enclosure. They could reach a hand in, but little more than that. This crack has disappeared, for now, but what it means for Aldrip's future remains to be seen.

TDM top-levels are open to all, whether you are already in-game or not. New characters, please put TDM in your subject header so we’ll know you’re trying things out! You can also put your top-level in the TDM DIRECTORY at the bottom of the post. New folks are welcome and encouraged to use TDM threads as samples in their application. Current players may use TDM threads as part of their AC proofs.

The missile toads can be found throughout the rest of the month of December, and there will be one prompt that is during the Solstice.

You can view our CALENDAR to keep important dates in mind. RESERVES open on December 21 and APPLICATIONS will open on December 24. After this, applications will next open in February 2024.

**REMINDER ON NEW CANONS AND CANON UPDATING**

A note about spoilers. There are a lot of canons coming out right now that players are inevitably interested. This is good! However, we’d like to remind you that we have an app wait time of two months for new canons and one month for new material, ie canon updates.

In addition to the wait times, we request that any players (and potential players!) be sensitive about spoilers. Warning for spoilers is encouraged; you can even put spoiler content behind a details tag or block it out in text. Additionally, please do not use spoiler icons in top-levels or top comments, and ask before including spoiler content (including icons) when tagging out. Thank you!

For those who may not know how to do a details tag, we'll give you a handy-dandy code!

<details><summary><b>TITLE HERE</b> (click to expand!)</summary> this is where the text for the drop-down goes! spoilery tl prompts can go here so players who aren't interested in getting spoiled can keep scrolling OR interact with a non-spoiler prompt if there is one!</details>


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Arrival

You wake.

Or…you think you do.

The first thing you notice is…well, darkness, even when your eyes are open. Reaching out, you realize that you’re in a very narrowly enclosed space. You feel as if you’re probably standing up. Beyond that…well, it’s impossible to tell…

It’s a strange awakening that greets new Chosen this month: they arrived encased in coffins. Most of these, they’ll be able to open themselves. It’s possible that some of them may get a little stuck, though, meaning they’ll need some help from the outside. These coffins begin to appear in the sidewalks and open spaces of Aldrip overnight, appearing at random, and they’re all standing upright. Huh, it’s almost like they’re a specific reference or something. For an added festive touch, they’re adorned with seasonal bows and may even have wrapping paper prints on them.

Welcome to Aldrip?

JUST HEAR THOSE DRY BONES JINGLING [missile toads]

The holiday season has come to Aldrip, bringing with it all manner of festive cheer! Buildings are adorned with decorations and festive depictions. Skeletal Santa and his eight zombie reindeer, Frosty the Lavaman, Rudolph with menacing red eyes, glowing with a strangely haunting light… What, isn’t that just the normal holiday fare? Don’t your yuletide decorations spontaneously burst into flames, or grow terrifyingly sharp teeth?

Doesn’t your mistletoe come with amphibians?

That’s right: they’re back. Mistletoe has appeared throughout the city, and with it comes a seasonal infestation of missile toads. These nefarious creatures will do anything they can to get Chosen stuck under their namesake foliage, even shooting sticky substances at their feet to trap them! This substance only seems to disappear when the missile toads’ demands are met. They’ll pelt you with a little scrap of paper to tell you what those demands are, one of the following three:

”Now kiss!” Need we say more? The type of kiss required is up to you. Pucker up!
”Now fight!” Feisty little fellas, aren’t they? These toads want a show, and they won’t be satisfied until someone walks away sporting bruises.
”Now talk!” Maybe the physical stuff is too easy. This toady audience wants to hear secrets–the juicier the better! Whether one participant or both needs to confess something is up to you, as is the severity of the secret.

These creatures plague Aldrip through the end of December, but given the questions we’ve gotten about how to use them (you know who you are), this might not be the last we’ve seen of them…

[img courtesy of titsay @ twitter]

The Winter Solstice

Aldrip’s traditional Solstice feast is set to happen just after the longest night of the year, and what a feast it’s shaping up to be! Even before the Solstice itself, the town is decked out with twinkling lights and snowy decorations. In the daytime, there will be snowy fun and games: snowball fights, ice sculpting, snow fortress building, and wintery sports like ice skating. Even the locals seem to be put in a better mood!

However, Aldrip’s tradition comes with an attached superstition. The locals say that all must be indoors the night of the Solstice itself, beginning at sundown on December 21st. Tricks and misfortune await anyone outside when the dark and the cold sets in, so they say!

But then again, nothing really happened last year, so it should be fine. Right?

Well…

Any Chosen who wish to test their luck will find misfortune awaiting them in the form of snowmen patrolling the streets. These snowmen are on the lookout for any creatures out of bed, and beware–if they see you, you’ll be pelted with snowballs until you’re out of sight. Can they be snuck past? Sure, probably. They’re just snowmen, after all. You’d be right to try sneaking, too: anyone hit by one of their snowballs will find their body slowly turning to ice. Brr! Oh, and, because we’re sure someone is going to ask: the snowmen can be melted, destroyed, fought, or otherwise messed with. They melt down just to ordinary water.

Anyway, the icy affliction can only be melted by a show of affection (platonic, friendly, romantic, etc), either by the affected Chosen or toward them. It can be as simple as a funny joke or sweet story, or as complicated as you wish, but it must be genuine. The longer the afflicted Chosen goes without, the more their body turns to ice–eventually, they may become one of the ice sculptures on display around town! They can still be turned back if it comes to this point, but obviously they’ll be at the mercy of someone else’s gesture of affection, as they will be unable to move. Oh, and they’ll probably need some time to warm up.

The snowmen disappear at first light after the Solstice, and the feast begins as soon as people are able to leave their homes once more. All will be able to enjoy the festivities in peace at this point…well, except for the missile toads. They’ll still be around for the rest of the month.

Wildcard

Make your own fun! Just because it’s not in the prompts doesn’t mean it’s not possible. Have at it! Go crazy! Try not to break anything (too much)!

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Comments

(seems plausible and likely enough lol)

[duskyordle]

Ugh why did he have to chuckle like that, and why were they all so cheerful and upbeat all the time. This was the reason why she didn't talk to other Yordle other than when she absolutely had to, and well when it was her uncle, or her parents.

"Yeah, places like this. What's it called anyway?"

Learning back a little Vex let the shadow catch her and lift her as she sat her feet just off of the ground. She was tired of standing.

"Because it's magic, but everyone wants it all to be flashy and colorful so they don't think about the really cool things like this. It was all because of that black mist. And usually he does whatever I ask."

[donger]

Heimerdinger did try to look on the bright side of life, most of the time, it's true. However when Vex brings up magic, he can't help but throw a sideways glance towards the shadow, seeming a bit more wary of both her and it. He's not going to say anything about it, though. Not unless it tries anything.

"I don't quite know the place's name just yet. I only just escaped a coffin of my own a short while ago."

[duskyordle]

Vex didn't seem to react to wariness, most Yordles didn't really get her and seemed to think that she was something of an anomaly; which she was but it was because she understood how pointless everything was.

"You don't know either huh? Maybe it doesn't have one."

Guess everyone got here in a coffin, if it weren't for the festive decorations this would be her kind of place.

"Not that it really matters, I'm sure someone will show up and go on and on about it. Or have some big speech about why we're here."

[donger]

"Oh, I don't see why it wouldn't!" He sweeps an arm to gesture towards the tall, architecturally complex buildings around them. "You don't just go building a city like this without giving it a name."

He should know, he helped build Piltover, after all.

"I would like to know why we're here, though. Either with a big speech or without one."

[duskyordle]

Vex just rolled her eyes at the gesture, it wasn't like it would matter, someone would just come along and tear it down, or change the name and everything about it, or the whole place would just collapse eventually anyway.

"Does it really matter?"

Of course just then there was a breeze a parchment drifted by and was snagged by the shadow, which tried offering it to Vex once more.

"Ugh, I already said I don't want to read it. Toss it."

Balling it up the shadow just tossed it as it rolled towards the other Yordle.

"This place is probably just a bunch of normies like everywhere else."

[donger]

Never one to look the other way at littering, Heimerdinger is quick to pick up the balled-up note. He glances over to make sure the younger Yordle's attention is elsewhere, before unrolling it to sneak a peak. When he sees what is written on it, his eyes go wide, and he quickly balls it back up again and shoves it deep into a pocket.

Clearing his throat, he steps up and tries to act like nothing just happened.

"Hm, yes, well. All the same, if we're here and we have no ideas on how to return to where we ought to be, we'd better try to get some more information."

And he'd better keep an eye on her to make sure she didn't try anything... out of hand.

[duskyordle]

As the paper was discarded Vex, turned her attention to another one of the nearby coffins, this one already open and vacant. Again it would have been just her style, if it weren't for the garish colors that were painted on the outside, and the tinsel that was hanging from it.

Hearing the other Yordle start back up she rolled her eyes, her arms swinging out a bit as she turned back around.

"And just where are we supposed to do that? Not like we have a map or anything. Or anyone that's just handing out information. Besides it's clear where they think we should be, inside the coffins."