You will try and fail. [ He says it with a calm confidence, at least, though it probably sounds boastful. In the end he will deem it not worthwhile to take on an opponent like this without at least somewhat taming what he can do, simply because he has that weird honor code that applies in odd areas. ]
It wouldn't be a worthwhile pursuit for me, though I suppose you could benefit.
You will not. [ Wipe it off his face, he means, simply because that is just his face. A snarky little hedgehog who tends to spout the benefits of being inhuman more often than he probably should in a new place. Granted only Yusuke or Kurama could really control him so far as he can tell but, details -
Red eyes watch her, though the expression is rather.. bored. Like he's watching something on television rather than someone threatening him in real time. ]
I see why you and the detective get along. He simply benefits from his demonic blood.
He didn't mention that part I'm guessing? [ It made some sense, he guesses. In some ways he is no longer the spirit detective that he had once been. Yusuke is more, in some ways, but still the exact same in most of them. ]
He is. [ Stupid, that is. At least for the most part.. Hiei is very aware that Yusuke can rub more than two brain cells together at the same time if he really and truly wants to, but there is not a chance in hell he is giving him anything like a compliment here and now. ]
[ why is he so reminded of something ridiculous like Shishiwakamaru right now?
The fire demon sighs, put out, before he makes a step back to avoid the talisman. He doesn’t bother with anything showy like an after image, nose wrinkling like he’s smelling something bad. ]
I take it back. Yusuke is slightly more intelligent.
[ Hiei is used to the jibes about his height of course. He’s heard them his entire life, even more when he’d been in the company of human teenagers near constantly while assisting Yusuke.
He hears them less in the demon world because he’s made enough of a name for himself that his height is the last thing others have to worry about, but -
Well. Hiei looks at Fauna’s own height for a moment, an amused huff making it out. ]
Urameshi may be a genius by comparison. Do you forget your own height while almost looking at me eye to eye?
[She doesn't exactly know how it works, but honestly, she likes being this height. Even if she can't admit it- She likes being smaller. It makes her feel like she might be able to be cute.
Not that Hiei gets to hear any of that.]
Besides, aren't boys supposed to be taller? I'm only a little short, but you're tiny.
[She flings another talisman.
This one is again just a paper tag with "MIDGET" written on it. No magic at all except to make it sticky.]
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You will try and fail. [ He says it with a calm confidence, at least, though it probably sounds boastful. In the end he will deem it not worthwhile to take on an opponent like this without at least somewhat taming what he can do, simply because he has that weird honor code that applies in odd areas. ]
It wouldn't be a worthwhile pursuit for me, though I suppose you could benefit.
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[She cracks her knuckles, before rolling up one sleeve, to show the strange device on her left wrist...]
You wanna go, then, little man?
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You will not. [ Wipe it off his face, he means, simply because that is just his face. A snarky little hedgehog who tends to spout the benefits of being inhuman more often than he probably should in a new place. Granted only Yusuke or Kurama could really control him so far as he can tell but, details -
Red eyes watch her, though the expression is rather.. bored. Like he's watching something on television rather than someone threatening him in real time. ]
I see why you and the detective get along. He simply benefits from his demonic blood.
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De... tective?
[hold on. beef on hold.]
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He didn't mention that part I'm guessing? [ It made some sense, he guesses. In some ways he is no longer the spirit detective that he had once been. Yusuke is more, in some ways, but still the exact same in most of them. ]
About being a former spirit detective?
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Yes. Urameshi. [ His eyes roll at that, even, unimpressed with the back and forth. ]</small. What the hell is your issue?
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[you know. stupid.]
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He is. [ Stupid, that is. At least for the most part.. Hiei is very aware that Yusuke can rub more than two brain cells together at the same time if he really and truly wants to, but there is not a chance in hell he is giving him anything like a compliment here and now. ]
You are both irreparably dense.
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[and now we wrap back around to this.]
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I am stating the truth. Whether you choose to make it in to a losing conflict is your own problem.
[ so basically he isn’t going to back off of his point but … well. He knows Yusuke a little too well to go complementing him at all either. ]
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[She pulls the magatama from her choker...]
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[ Hiei sighs, feeling put out by the circle of conversation here. His eyes almost roll, on top of it all.
This is what he gets for trying to avoid this, isn’t it? And not even for his own benefit - ]
I’m tired of this small circle of conversation. Either realize I am saving you embarrassment or get it over with already.
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[a sequence of poses later, Fauna is covered in darkness, as she is transformed into an armored form.
And with that, she flings a paper talisman at him...]
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[ why is he so reminded of something ridiculous like Shishiwakamaru right now?
The fire demon sighs, put out, before he makes a step back to avoid the talisman. He doesn’t bother with anything showy like an after image, nose wrinkling like he’s smelling something bad. ]
I take it back. Yusuke is slightly more intelligent.
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She doesn't actually seem interested in hurting him. But she is a hot-head and wants to embarrass him a bit.]
You're probably right, but that doesn't mean I want to hear it from a midget with an attitude problem.
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[ Hiei is used to the jibes about his height of course. He’s heard them his entire life, even more when he’d been in the company of human teenagers near constantly while assisting Yusuke.
He hears them less in the demon world because he’s made enough of a name for himself that his height is the last thing others have to worry about, but -
Well. Hiei looks at Fauna’s own height for a moment, an amused huff making it out. ]
Urameshi may be a genius by comparison. Do you forget your own height while almost looking at me eye to eye?
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[She doesn't exactly know how it works, but honestly, she likes being this height. Even if she can't admit it- She likes being smaller. It makes her feel like she might be able to be cute.
Not that Hiei gets to hear any of that.]
Besides, aren't boys supposed to be taller? I'm only a little short, but you're tiny.
[She flings another talisman.
This one is again just a paper tag with "MIDGET" written on it. No magic at all except to make it sticky.]