Something like that. And I didn't actually go, but...
[He sips his own coffee with a shrug; he stayed home? He is done, professionally, with sticking his nose in fate-of-the-world type stuff? But he was still here, so:]
So, uh, this place is kind of a simulation, or something? And there was this AI that kept the lights on, but it started going nuts with errors and stuff. Whole bunch of people went out to press some buttons at the same time or whatever and give it a factory reset so we wouldn't all get deleted.
[ That sounds... surprisingly simple? (Then why couldn't she get a straight answer before... Ah, whatever.) Koharu was expecting it to be more complicated, but maybe she should be relieved it isn't. ]
But if it isn't an error– [ She assumes, if the AI got supposedly fixed. ] –maybe this isn't an accident...?
[He looks at the window again, frowning— because he can't honestly say that's impossible. Somebody could do this, he figures, and even on purpose. What for he couldn't guess, but it's definitely possible.
He sighs and shrugs.]
Could be. Not sure how to prove that unless somebody comes forward to make a big "I was the villain the whole time, ha ha ha" speech.
[ Would someone do this on purpose? Those she's come across so far have been nothing but kind, so it's hard to imagine. Koharu takes a careful sip of the coffee, then: ]
[That would mean that the whole reset thing didn't actually work, only fixed the funny weather patterns and the way people kept changing - maybe not even that, given, well. The coffin things outside. The duplicates of people.
Although, that last part...] This place does like to force us to- [he will do the finger quotes, one-handed,] "reflect on our crimes," so, uh, maybe. Maybe it's a different AI now altogether.
I'm not a computer expert or anything, but I would think a total reset would change it.
[ P...robably? She's an average PC user; she's done school assignments, scrolled through social media, and watched a YouTube video or two. But she does know a complete reset is essentially a clean slate, and nothing is the same after that. In theory. ]
... And besides, it's still bringing more of us in.
[ Case in point: herself. There's nothing benevolent about that. ]
[He didn't think of that!! How did he not think of that, oops—]
Okay, so there's definitely still some kind of AI, yeah. Maybe it's not evil, though? I mean, if it's just a program, it wouldn't know the difference. The old one was broken because it gave a shit about us, I think...
[Well, he has a vague idea. He has gotten the vibe. He doesn't know for sure.]
Yeah... maybe. But I'm really just guessing—I don't know anything about it, and I've never seen it. Honestly, understanding it might be a little beyond me.
[Don't think too hard about it, that's how the depression starts.]
Yeah, honestly, same here. I've used a computer before, but all of this AI this and that stuff is way outside my wheelhouse.
[........however,] But turning everything green and dropping coffins and monsters everywhere? That's really not subtle, compared to the usual shit that happens around here. Dunno.
[ Truth be told, the whole ordeal has left her pretty spooked and anxious about what more could come. But if this was an anomaly among the anomalies, that would be a silver lining. ]
I mean, if you ask me, yeah. Even the moon's fucked up.
[That just shouldn't happen! He shrugs; there's a nonzero chance others will disagree with him, and technically he himself has done more personal suffering during other strange occurrences, but this one still feels the most... widely dangerous. So.]
But if we give it a week and it just... stops, I'm going to consider that a lucky break.
What, here in the inn? I guess. My house is in the creepy blackout monster zone, and this guy's monster snack sized.
[This guy being the little dog Gab, who senses he's being talked about and snuffles and wags his tail for a moment, then resumes just chilling at their feet.]
And I guess if you ever need someone to grab you another free coffee, uh, I can do that again. That's like, my main skill.
Depends on how consistent you like your coffee. I don't make that much, so I might actually suck at it.
[He shrugs, like, maybe this coffee is a fluke? He only knows how to push buttons on a machine, everything else is up to the will of the cosmos or something.
And the dog is just an old man content to take naps wherever he can, including right here on the floor if they stand there long enough--]
Oh, uh, no? If you were really desperate for something to do, though...
[He shrugs, like, he would get that? He himself has very few obligations besides slinging sandwiches in Silco's restaurant, but that literally means he has loads of free time to walk his own dog.
It's very nuanced, his fumbling attempts to help other people. Don't think too hard about it. Ahem.]
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[He sips his own coffee with a shrug; he stayed home? He is done, professionally, with sticking his nose in fate-of-the-world type stuff? But he was still here, so:]
So, uh, this place is kind of a simulation, or something? And there was this AI that kept the lights on, but it started going nuts with errors and stuff. Whole bunch of people went out to press some buttons at the same time or whatever and give it a factory reset so we wouldn't all get deleted.
That's about it.
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[ That sounds... surprisingly simple? (Then why couldn't she get a straight answer before... Ah, whatever.) Koharu was expecting it to be more complicated, but maybe she should be relieved it isn't. ]
But if it isn't an error– [ She assumes, if the AI got supposedly fixed. ] –maybe this isn't an accident...?
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[He looks at the window again, frowning— because he can't honestly say that's impossible. Somebody could do this, he figures, and even on purpose. What for he couldn't guess, but it's definitely possible.
He sighs and shrugs.]
Could be. Not sure how to prove that unless somebody comes forward to make a big "I was the villain the whole time, ha ha ha" speech.
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[ Would someone do this on purpose? Those she's come across so far have been nothing but kind, so it's hard to imagine. Koharu takes a careful sip of the coffee, then: ]
But I was thinking more—would that AI do this?
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[That would mean that the whole reset thing didn't actually work, only fixed the funny weather patterns and the way people kept changing - maybe not even that, given, well. The coffin things outside. The duplicates of people.
Although, that last part...] This place does like to force us to- [he will do the finger quotes, one-handed,] "reflect on our crimes," so, uh, maybe. Maybe it's a different AI now altogether.
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I'm not a computer expert or anything, but I would think a total reset would change it.
[ P...robably? She's an average PC user; she's done school assignments, scrolled through social media, and watched a YouTube video or two. But she does know a complete reset is essentially a clean slate, and nothing is the same after that. In theory. ]
... And besides, it's still bringing more of us in.
[ Case in point: herself. There's nothing benevolent about that. ]
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[He didn't think of that!! How did he not think of that, oops—]
Okay, so there's definitely still some kind of AI, yeah. Maybe it's not evil, though? I mean, if it's just a program, it wouldn't know the difference. The old one was broken because it gave a shit about us, I think...
[Well, he has a vague idea. He has gotten the vibe. He doesn't know for sure.]
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Yeah... maybe. But I'm really just guessing—I don't know anything about it, and I've never seen it. Honestly, understanding it might be a little beyond me.
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Yeah, honestly, same here. I've used a computer before, but all of this AI this and that stuff is way outside my wheelhouse.
[........however,] But turning everything green and dropping coffins and monsters everywhere? That's really not subtle, compared to the usual shit that happens around here. Dunno.
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[ Truth be told, the whole ordeal has left her pretty spooked and anxious about what more could come. But if this was an anomaly among the anomalies, that would be a silver lining. ]
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[That just shouldn't happen! He shrugs; there's a nonzero chance others will disagree with him, and technically he himself has done more personal suffering during other strange occurrences, but this one still feels the most... widely dangerous. So.]
But if we give it a week and it just... stops, I'm going to consider that a lucky break.
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[ Another sip. Waiting it out feels like the logical next step. ]
In that case... Will you be staying here long? If you need anything, you can always ask me.
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[This guy being the little dog Gab, who senses he's being talked about and snuffles and wags his tail for a moment, then resumes just chilling at their feet.]
And I guess if you ever need someone to grab you another free coffee, uh, I can do that again. That's like, my main skill.
[He does not Fight...]
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Delivering the coffee, or making it too?
[ His pupper buddy has been so quiet, too! ]
Well, either way—I don't think standing around will do me any good, so... the offer extends to your friend there, too.
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[He shrugs, like, maybe this coffee is a fluke? He only knows how to push buttons on a machine, everything else is up to the will of the cosmos or something.
And the dog is just an old man content to take naps wherever he can, including right here on the floor if they stand there long enough--]
So like... a dog-walking service?
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... Do you need a dog walker?
[ She wasn't expecting him to ask, clearly. ]
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[He shrugs, like, he would get that? He himself has very few obligations besides slinging sandwiches in Silco's restaurant, but that literally means he has loads of free time to walk his own dog.
It's very nuanced, his fumbling attempts to help other people. Don't think too hard about it. Ahem.]
I guess not.
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[ She must have misunderstood, she thinks while making a small, awkward shift on her feet. Okay, okay—she can recover this. ]
Well, mainly... I've recently started working here, so I can help in that way!
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Uh, okay, yeah. That- yeah. So you work for Richard...? How's that going?
[Wry, because he likes Richard, but Richard is also super fucking weird. Amazing that Richard even thinks girls can have jobs--]
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It's working out well, I think! He's been nothing but kind so far, so I really can't complain.
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Well, can't just say that, so.]
Did you meet the pig yet? Uh, Whitey? I guess he's a boar.
["I guess" in the tones of a guy who forgot pigs and boars weren't the same animal for a second.]
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[ At that, she definitely beams. ]
I see him every day, in fact. I'm surprised he's such a sweet thing, but I guess I've never met any boars before to know.