[ toph might be able to feel out people with her feet, but he doesn't have eyes built into the back of his head, you know! but strangely enough, he doesn't seem ready to jump ten feet into the air when she approaches abruptly from behind as she usually does. of course, it could be because of the sneezing fit ... ]
Oh, hello-- [ a barely perceptible pause, before he goes on ] Miss Crusher!
I don't think mine was nonsense ... but I don't really remember exactly what she said ...
Yeah... I don't either. Weird. [ Toph frowns a little, suddenly finding this suspect where before she hadn't thought anything of it.
She also realizes a beat later that there's something a bit odd about Vash, though she can't put her finger on what. This whole thing is suddenly annoyingly off. ]
Hey, didn't I tell you to call me Supreme Lord Toph? [ She's not miffed that he isn't; it's one more piece of the suspicious puzzle. ]
Ahaha, sorry! It's hard to remember when you tell me to call you so many different names, you know!
[ even though he still laughs good-natured and stupid about it, eyes crinkling hard behind the tinted sunglasses, he seems ... well, like he's doing it more as a habit than anything else, a little indulgent, like talking to a child.
well, he is, but it's different. ]
You don't seem like the sort of person to want to get your fortunes told.
You know I'm messing with you, right? Call me whatever you want as long as it's respectful. I mean, Toph is fine.
[ Maybe she's being a little more forthright than normal herself right now, but it's nothing Toph absolutely wouldn't say. She just usually puts up more of an argument first. ]
You take things way too literally. Getting my fortune told could be fun -- I don't have to believe it.
[ In this case it was a silly waste of time, but hey, Toph likes fun things. ]
But I do call you Toph. [ said matter of factly ... which is weird for him. ]
Besides, you call me Jumpy. Not that it isn't disrespectful! But it's ... well, don't you think it's only fair if I get to call you a different name too?
[ let him have one (1) special nickname too! ]
Really? Not even just a tiny bit? Say, what if she said something annoying will happen to you when you come outside and then you immediately stub your foot on something?
Even if she did and it happened, why would a coincidence convince me?
[ Toph leans in like she's trying to listen more closely. She catches the double negative that essentially says calling him a nickname is disrespectful, and she's not shy about clearing it up. ]
For the record, I call you Jumpy because I like you. That's how I show affection. What's going on with you? You're acting all weird -- not jumpy at all, actually.
[ it's just friendly banter, but he's also curious. she is always so matter of fact, that it's hard to not wonder if there's anything fanciful that she believes in. ]
What? Nothing's going on - what do you mean?
[ the confusion is genuine, as is the slight frown that twists his eyebrows. ]
And I like you too! That's why I want to come up with a nickname for you as well!
[ it should hurt by all means - toph doesn't soften her punches at any other time, so naturally she wouldn't bother for something as tiny as jabbing someone in the side. but apart from a little wincing frown between his brows, vash doesn't jump away like a salted slug from her assertive poking with her finger like how he usually does. ]
I don't really feel like it today.
[ that's a bit weird, no? considering how he is always just a buzz of movement at all times - but while his heartbeats still go double a minute, one echoing after the other, he doesn't even so much as to fiddle with his foot. ]
[ at least vash seems to actually give that question some thought this time, instead of attempting to slide to the path of least resistance (the same as the path of most embarrassing pathetic display) just to placate her. ]
... I think I'll tell you what's going on. Since I don't think you'd really like the "big stupid thing", hahaha ...
[ a beat ]
Except ... I don't really know how to explain it? I mean, what is actually going on?
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Oh, hello-- [ a barely perceptible pause, before he goes on ] Miss Crusher!
I don't think mine was nonsense ... but I don't really remember exactly what she said ...
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She also realizes a beat later that there's something a bit odd about Vash, though she can't put her finger on what. This whole thing is suddenly annoyingly off. ]
Hey, didn't I tell you to call me Supreme Lord Toph? [ She's not miffed that he isn't; it's one more piece of the suspicious puzzle. ]
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[ even though he still laughs good-natured and stupid about it, eyes crinkling hard behind the tinted sunglasses, he seems ... well, like he's doing it more as a habit than anything else, a little indulgent, like talking to a child.
well, he is, but it's different. ]
You don't seem like the sort of person to want to get your fortunes told.
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[ Maybe she's being a little more forthright than normal herself right now, but it's nothing Toph absolutely wouldn't say. She just usually puts up more of an argument first. ]
You take things way too literally. Getting my fortune told could be fun -- I don't have to believe it.
[ In this case it was a silly waste of time, but hey, Toph likes fun things. ]
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Besides, you call me Jumpy. Not that it isn't disrespectful! But it's ... well, don't you think it's only fair if I get to call you a different name too?
[ let him have one (1) special nickname too! ]
Really? Not even just a tiny bit? Say, what if she said something annoying will happen to you when you come outside and then you immediately stub your foot on something?
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[ Toph leans in like she's trying to listen more closely. She catches the double negative that essentially says calling him a nickname is disrespectful, and she's not shy about clearing it up. ]
For the record, I call you Jumpy because I like you. That's how I show affection. What's going on with you? You're acting all weird -- not jumpy at all, actually.
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[ it's just friendly banter, but he's also curious. she is always so matter of fact, that it's hard to not wonder if there's anything fanciful that she believes in. ]
What? Nothing's going on - what do you mean?
[ the confusion is genuine, as is the slight frown that twists his eyebrows. ]
And I like you too! That's why I want to come up with a nickname for you as well!
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[ She should know.
Toph pokes Vash assertively, multiple times. ]
Forget the name thing. What's your deal? You're being all... calm.
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I don't really feel like it today.
[ that's a bit weird, no? considering how he is always just a buzz of movement at all times - but while his heartbeats still go double a minute, one echoing after the other, he doesn't even so much as to fiddle with his foot. ]
If it bothers you, I can do it?
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You don't feel like it? [ she echoes in disbelief. ] Did you hit your head today or something? Somebody die?
[ Okay, that's a little too blunt, but it just slips out of her mouth. ]
You don't need to act differently for me, it's not like I asked you to be all skittery in the first place.
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[ for all counts, probably. ]
I suppose so, but I can tell you're a bit annoyed about it ... surprised? Something?
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[ She huffs. But Toph's been here too long to assume it's just Vash being withholding, though that was her first thought. ]
Maybe something's messing with you.
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... I think I'll tell you what's going on. Since I don't think you'd really like the "big stupid thing", hahaha ...
[ a beat ]
Except ... I don't really know how to explain it? I mean, what is actually going on?
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Seriously, are you feeling okay? [ she insists pushily. ] Answer me for real, we're trying to figure this out right now.
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[ he sounds genuinely confused about it, at least ... and it doesn't seem like his usual brand of grin and fake it till you make it. ]
What's up with you today?