See, I wish the aliens I fought were that fun. Just smash a few of them in, call it a day?
[ He waves a hand, just in time for her to remind him to not fucking do that. He does, in fact, obediently lay his hand back down over his... Tony and the Starks. ]
I'm sure the locals aren't. I mean, this looks pretty standard...medieval-ish? And here we are with our powers and I assume technology, if there's a STEM club. I wouldn't be surprised if you told me someone was accused of witchcraft and burned at the stake, or crushed under some rocks.
[ she chuckles at that, and he finally has her grinning again, despite the tony (the rest of the avengers, and the president) on her Earth felt shooting a missile at a floating asteroid where the x-men were in the middle of settling a score between them, was a good idea. which resulting into the meteor nosediving into Earth, and then the x-men had to almost risk their lives to save the entire planet. you know. good decision-making. ]
Hey, that was one alien outta a bunch. Mojo was just... a really big fan of us.
[ and she will leave it at that, because mojo's obsession with the x-men was... unnerving. the woman tosses her hand to gesture at their surroundings. ]
You did come around the time of Halloween, it's next week. But I did see some folks in costumes earlier today. Maybe we can find ya good sexy nurse outfit. Or a cute pussycat? — That'll make ya look jammed up and jelly tight.
[ truthfully? she would pay money for tony stark to wear something like that. ]
If ya gonna meet the STEM Club, you gotta be lookin' shiny like penny. First impressions and all.
[ What's a superweapon between friends, amirite? ]
Oh, I don't know if we're in the right environment for a sexy nurse outfit. That might upset the villagers too... depending on how short the skirt is.
[ He isn't saying no, though. ]
Maybe we start with some slacks for the STEM club. Think I should really dress up? I was worried about... [ He gestured at the city below them. ] Making things a little too exciting, but... maybe I should make an exception.
Sorry, Richie Rich, but you're an average Joe around these parks. Suit or not, these folks won't be hootin' or a hollerin' over ya.
[ and maybe that's secretly a blessing, because a head can only swell but so much. but anyhow, in time, the mutant continues to guide them both away from the carnival and more into the city where actual stores are kept. luckily for them, the tailor shop is still open, and she carefully placed him and herself in front of the doorway. ]
They do tabs here for newcomers, so you ain't gotta worry about paying for what ya need.
[ He asks, rhetorically. ] I mean, I know they're probably a bunch of eggheads too, but let's admit it, I'm very impressive. There's no way they wouldn't be impressed.
[ Well. Except for Quentin. But...Quentin was Quentin, right? ]
Well, at least I don't have to pay, but I assume the quality here is going to be... well. About what I expect, yeah?
[ Said in a way that is less: I need the best Hugo Boss suit on the market, and more... is this gonna chafe if I wear it? ]
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[ He waves a hand, just in time for her to remind him to not fucking do that. He does, in fact, obediently lay his hand back down over his... Tony and the Starks. ]
I'm sure the locals aren't. I mean, this looks pretty standard...medieval-ish? And here we are with our powers and I assume technology, if there's a STEM club. I wouldn't be surprised if you told me someone was accused of witchcraft and burned at the stake, or crushed under some rocks.
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Hey, that was one alien outta a bunch. Mojo was just... a really big fan of us.
[ and she will leave it at that, because mojo's obsession with the x-men was... unnerving. the woman tosses her hand to gesture at their surroundings. ]
You did come around the time of Halloween, it's next week. But I did see some folks in costumes earlier today. Maybe we can find ya good sexy nurse outfit. Or a cute pussycat? — That'll make ya look jammed up and jelly tight.
[ truthfully? she would pay money for tony stark to wear something like that. ]
If ya gonna meet the STEM Club, you gotta be lookin' shiny like penny. First impressions and all.
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Oh, I don't know if we're in the right environment for a sexy nurse outfit. That might upset the villagers too... depending on how short the skirt is.
[ He isn't saying no, though. ]
Maybe we start with some slacks for the STEM club. Think I should really dress up? I was worried about... [ He gestured at the city below them. ] Making things a little too exciting, but... maybe I should make an exception.
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[ and maybe that's secretly a blessing, because a head can only swell but so much. but anyhow, in time, the mutant continues to guide them both away from the carnival and more into the city where actual stores are kept. luckily for them, the tailor shop is still open, and she carefully placed him and herself in front of the doorway. ]
They do tabs here for newcomers, so you ain't gotta worry about paying for what ya need.
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[ He asks, rhetorically. ] I mean, I know they're probably a bunch of eggheads too, but let's admit it, I'm very impressive. There's no way they wouldn't be impressed.
[ Well. Except for Quentin. But...Quentin was Quentin, right? ]
Well, at least I don't have to pay, but I assume the quality here is going to be... well. About what I expect, yeah?
[ Said in a way that is less: I need the best Hugo Boss suit on the market, and more... is this gonna chafe if I wear it? ]