TEST DRIVE MEME #11

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Test Drive Meme #11

Welcome to Expiation, a pan-fandom adventure game with elements of fantasy, science fiction, and some subtle horror.

THE STORY SO FAR (click to expand!)

Characters have arrived in Expiation, a seemingly idyllic fantasy world where they have been told they will be judged and sentenced for crimes they were charged with upon arrival.

Every two months, several characters are chosen for sentencing, where they’re brought to City Hall and told to perform a task related to their assigned crime.

Their only contact at City Hall is a mysterious and long-suffering man called Jerry.

Over time, characters have begun to realize that not all is as it seems in Expiation: as it turns out, the entire world is a simulation that seems to be run by an artificial intelligence.
This AI claims that its purpose, and thus the purpose of Expiation, is rehabilitating the Chosen after their crimes.

In March 2024, after the destruction of City Hall, the city of Aldrip was forced into an upgrade status. While this upgrade was being implemented, characters were pulled into a false reality where they believed they were natives to the city of Aldrip.

Aldrip has been a bit of a glitchy place for many, many months. However, in Summer 2024, these glitches became difficult to ignore, and pointed at evidence of a catastrophic systems failure. For several months, characters experienced chaotic effects as elements from their worlds and many others were thrown into the setting without warning, even going so far as to import a Gnosia infection.

The AI in charge of Expiation believed that performing a system reset might be the only way to stop the glitches before they could impact the world as a whole.

In September 2024, characters complied with the AI’s request and performed a reset. Although this set the AI back to a default state where it felt more neutral–rather than affectionate–toward the Chosen, several people created a system backup that they hope will return some of the data that has made the AI more sympathetic toward the Chosen.

When Aldrip was reset, City Hall became a Courthouse, and this is the new building where Chosen are now sent for sentencing.

TDM top-levels are open to all, whether you are already in-game or not. New characters, please put TDM in your subject header so we’ll know you’re trying things out! You can also put your top-level in the TDM DIRECTORY at the bottom of the post. New folks are welcome and encouraged to use TDM threads as samples in their application. Current players may use TDM threads as part of their AC proofs.

October's TDM takes place on October 21st.

You can view our CALENDAR to keep important dates in mind. RESERVES open on October 21 and APPLICATIONS will open on October 24. After this, applications will next open in December 2024.

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Arrival

Spooky season has come to Aldrip in full force! City and outskirts gardens are full of pumpkins to harvest, trees begin turning red and orange, and there’s a chill in the air that’d have anyone reaching for a cozy sweater. The wind picks up occasionally, howling through the trees, especially near the forest… While the seasonal weather is welcoming, the locals are anything but: they send disapproving glances and keep a wide distance. Unfortunately, this may only be heightened by the new arrivals to the city…

Newcomers to Aldrip face a rude awakening this month. Strange iron cages have appeared on surfaces all over town, short and tall alike, and this is where new Chosen find themselves upon arrival. The cages themselves aren’t terribly hard to open, honestly; the latch is on the outside, and it’s a bit finicky, but it’s not locked or anything. That said, some of these cages are quite high up. They’re sometimes near ledges and windows, but not always, and some new Chosen might need a helping hand to get down.

Yeah. The optics aren’t great. No wonder the locals are a little nervous!

The fall carnival

On the morning of October 21st, a Fall carnival pops up, seemingly out of nowhere. It hasn’t been well-advertised–maybe a flyer or two around town–but luckily for the Chosen, those who work there don’t seem to have the same opinion of them as the locals do. Costumes are not required for the carnival, but they’re definitely encouraged! There is a large tent near the entrance with lots of costumes to choose from, and changing rooms as well, should the Chosen decide they’d like to give it a try. The tent workers will be so excited to help with this process–but they might find some very unexpected choices for the Chosen!

There are plenty of rides, games, and food stalls, so come on down! Some special attractions the Chosen may take note of include:

The Funhouse
Billed as a standard house of mirrors, the Chosen are encouraged to try to get through the maze as quickly as they can. Push your limits! Test yourself!

Inside the mirror maze, the Chosen will find more of a test than they might have expected, at first. As they go deeper into the maze, the mirror reflections seem to change. At first, it’s just little things: your reflection might look in a different direction, or move when you stand still. But deeper within the maze, these mirrors begin to show things about the Chosen that they might not be ready to admit just yet. Some reflections may try to confess to the character’s crime to anyone who may be in the funhouse, even going into detail about it. Some may even show the crime as it happened, or a warped version of that crime. Anyone present can see and hear these reflections.

The reflections will follow Chosen until they find their way out of the funhouse. Unfortunately, that could take quite a bit longer, since those reflections are so very vocal and distracting.

Pumpkin Pick-up
You know those duck games at a fair where you pick up a rubber duck and the bottom of the toy has a prize written on it? Well, we know better than to pick up a duck in a dungeon carnival here in Expiation, so for extra spooky flair, these are small pumpkins instead, with painted jack-o-lantern faces! Picking up a pumpkin should reveal a prize…but what’s this? It’s a challenge instead? Interesting.

Written on the underside of each pumpkin is a truth-or-dare style directive. Players are free to make up any challenge they want, here! If you’re looking for some ideas, we’ve provided some examples in the details cut below.

Click here for a list of example challenges!

Tell someone your biggest regret
Tell someone about the scariest moment you’ve ever had
Confess your deepest shame to a stranger
Take someone’s shoes
Attempt to pickpocket someone without them noticing
Find a stranger and show off a secret talent
Tell someone about the thing you hate most, deep down
Kiss or hug a stranger
Eat something that doesn’t look like food
Tell someone about the cruelest thing you have ever done
Start dancing in the middle of a crowd, but only if there’s no music playing
Tell a stranger about the worst lie you ever told
Ask a stranger out on a date
Set off a small firework without warning
Give away your shirt and do not replace it
Confess your greatest weakness
Put on an extra silly costume
Exchange clothes with a stranger

You get the idea! Feel free to use these as a jumping off point and make up your own–there are no limits to what the pumpkins might say. Once the task has been completed, Chosen may turn the pumpkins in at one of the prize booths for whatever prize they would like. There’s no visible indication on the pumpkin as to whether the task is done or not, so you’re welcome to try bluffing, if you don’t want to complete it…but somehow, the booth worker always seems to know.

Dueling Potions
One of the stalls is a game of chance: two identical potions sit before you on a table. The carnie claims that one is a luck potion, and that choosing that potion will give you excellent luck for the whole day…but how do you tell which is which? By drinking the potion, of course!

There’s a 50% chance of victory, here. One vial does indeed contain a good luck potion, and if you choose that vial, your luck will be incredible for the next 24 hours. Unfortunately, the other bottle contains a bad luck potion, and that will have the opposite effect: for 24 hours, you’ll be plagued by disaster, bad happenstance, and maybe even some extra clumsiness. Does it seem a bit like you need to have good luck to get good luck, here? What, is this a commentary on something? Hmm.

Fortune Teller
Want some woo in your spooky season? A midnight-blue tent covered in stars seems to invite you in. You’ll find a bonafide fortune teller within, complete with crystal ball and heady incense. How fun! They’ll give you a cursory reading, either by palm or with strange-looking cards. You get the feeling that this reading is fairly accurate, but strangely…it’s hard to recite details later, if you try to tell someone else about what they told you. How odd. Maybe it was the incense.

It’s not just a hazy fortune and a nose full of frankincense that Chosen leave this booth with: they also feel a compulsion to speak their minds more than they might otherwise. Whether this is telling secrets usually kept close to the vest, expressing their opinions more readily, readily admitting to crimes they’ve been charged with or other wrongdoings, or some other manifestation of this effect is up to players!

There are plenty of other games, rides, and booths to explore, many of which have perfectly standard fare for events like these. Characters can use these booths to win tickets and get prizes: many booths offer cute stuffies and kitschy toys, of course, but Chosen can also find useful items like weapons, food, clothing, accessories, and things like that.

Witch hunt

Last year’s Witch Hunt was metaphorical in nature–this year, it’s much more literal. A limited number of witch hats are placed on a table in front of the carnival. As soon as the clock strikes noon, the Chosen may grab one and try to keep it out of the hands of fellow competitors. These hats are first-come, first-served, but it really doesn’t matter who starts out with one–it’s who ends the hunt with one that counts!

It seems to be like a city-wide game of tag. The Chosen’s job is simple: obtain and keep a witch hat on their head until the clock strikes midnight. If a “witch” is caught by another Chosen (by way of being tagged), they must hand over their hat, or they’ll be disqualified.

There’s no official sign-up for the hunt, so characters can join in whenever they’d like, or may decide not to join at all. So, what’s this all for? Anyone who manages to have a witch hat on by the time the clock strikes midnight is guaranteed a prize! OOCly, this prize is any small non-magical item from home, either personal or not; ICly, Chosen will not know what this prize is before entering. How do you obtain this prize? There’s an RNG for those who would like a chance to sign up to win an item. Sign-up is optional, and TDMers are welcome to join in! New items will be delivered at the start of November, so any new applicants who win the hunt will be able to obtain their items as well.

Wildcard

Make your own fun! Just because it’s not in the prompts doesn’t mean it’s not possible. Have at it! Go crazy! Try not to break anything (too much)!

♡

Comments

[skelters]

[ vash takes the pumpkin almost half by sheer reflex alone, nearly dropping the pen as it's shoved at his chest. ]

Um ... [ his expression flickers from surprise to something a little more like some kind of sheepish understanding, or maybe it's embarrassment, and he shifts to hold it more securely in one hand and then instead of pressing his point, deftly turns the pen around so that the handle points to dante. ]

Then how about you draw on mine instead? Then we can both go see what the prize is!

[followyourstar]

[Staring down at the pen and then back up at Vash, Dante can't help but suddenly feel a little... guilty. They take it, but don't go to draw immediately, fiddling with it back and forth until finally--]

< Okay, look. Do you know a good way to wash this off metal? I'll... I'll allow one drawing. It was my pumpkin, so there's no reason for you to have it done too. >

[Nevermind the fact that they'd just tried to foist the consequences on to someone else.]

[skelters]

[ even if he's the one who offered in the first place (not to mention caused this whole problem to arise in the first place too...), vash has the gall to look surprised when dante comes up with a third secret suggestion. ]

Oh! Um ... I'm not actually sure. Maybe some kind of alcohol?

[ but, as surreal as it might seem, that is their face. he wouldn't feel right about rubbing that on anyone's face, metal or not! ]

Honestly, I don't mind! You can just do a tiny one, it's fine! It'll just wash off, probably!

[ so you're okay with putting rubbing alcohol on your face, vash? ]

oh god they've reached an impasse.

[followyourstar]

< Are you sure? If the alcohol takes it off just fine, I can just wipe it off the moment we get the prize, no harm, no foul. It'll probably be a lot harder on skin. And, uh, maybe it'll be fine if it's seasonal? >

[They shrug awkwardly]

< Then it can actually be a costume instead of just me. >

this is that two people in front of a door meme .....

[skelters]

But you don't want to, right?

[ that much was, even to a blockhead like vash, obvious ... and now he feels bad for trying to get dante to do it in the first place!!! so he's going to be extremely stubborn about not letting them do that. ] So it's alright, I don't mind. Um, just as long as it's nothing too weird, okay?

[followyourstar]

< ..... >

[They want to argue, but arguing doesn't seem to be getting them--either of them--anywhere. The marker is in their hands, a responsibility they (mostly) didn't ask for, but has been given to them nonetheless. One they must see through to the end.]

< O-Okay, fine. I'll make it quick. >

[They reach out and draw the first small, inoffensive thing they can think of on his cheek: a little star. It... actually looks okay, especially for a place with so many people already dressing up.]

< There. That's done. > [They hold the pen back out to Vash] < Your turn. >

[skelters]

[ listen - in vash's head, this makes perfect sense. the prize is right there, and dante doesn't want anything drawn on their face. so it's only fair that they do it to him, and then go get the prize that they rightfully deserve, right? that's a perfect argument!

without any protest, vash will willingly present his face for dante's ministration - the other drawing a quick, small something on his cheek. ]

See, that wasn't too hard, was it?

[ he's about to present the pumpkin back to the other, but. yet another hurdle of argument to climb ... ]

M- my turn??

[followyourstar]

< Yep, your turn. We're in this together now. >

[Despite lacking an expression, they manage to look totally serious. Maybe it's something with the light?]

[skelters]

[ despite the fact that he can't see any expression whatsoever on dante's face, something about it (or maybe it's the firm tone of voice) makes him hesitantly pick the pen up from the other's fingers, hand hovering in the air as he thinks about what he could do ... ]

Um ... Sorry. [ is it something to apologise for???

he carefully draws two dots and a little curved line, just on the very edge of the dial. hope they don't mind that they've now got a tiny little smiley face!!! ]

[followyourstar]

[They can't feel what Vash puts on their face, but from how quick he was and his attitude during their interaction, Dante assumes it was something nice and simple.

And with that, they slump forward in relief, letting out the breath they hadn't been holding. Crisis averted! And since both of them have done the deed, there's no reason for either of them to feel guilty.

They look back up and point to the pumpkin. ]

< Okay! Okay. That makes both of us, so we're in the clear. >

[skelters]

[ for all the fuss that the both of them made about drawing things on each other, it ended ... somehow not as bad as expected. which is good!

when he pulls away with the pen, vash grins widely in similar sort of relief, even if there's no such expression to be detected on dante's face, of course. ]

Alright! Here we go! Let's get that prize!!!