[Hm. She probably should have considered this more sooner. She had been planning on telling him to stay put and she'd go steal something for him real quick, but... Could she trust this guy to not wander off?
Does the Owl Pocket have anything? No, probably not... Smoke cloud wouldn't do any good... Shadow clone to keep him in place? Just give him her clothes and transform?
Why are there no good options here. Why is thinking things through so hard.]
... Look, I can grab you something quick, but you have to promise you won't wander off while I'm gone.
It takes her about ten minutes to return, with some simple clothes. She basically had to eyeball his size, so they may not fit, and they're definitely not fancy- It looks like she probably got them from a bargain bin somewhere. But they're clothes, at least.
She almost tosses them to him, but thinks better of it at the last second to hand them over instead.]
If anyone asks, these are the clothes you showed up in, and you don't know anything about any missing clothes from anywhere else.
[ He's pretty quick. Someone seems pretty adept at getting dressed in a hurry, and while the clothes don't fit — short in the leg, shirt so tight his arms barely fit and he has to leave a few buttons undone... it at least covers up the worst of it.
Somehow? It works? Guy looks like he'd fit in with a pair of boat shoes on, really. ]
So, now that I'm clothed, and I'm on the ground. Mind filling me in? Where am I and why exactly, am I in a cage?
[Hm. It's a fair question, but... Fauna doesn't want to upset him. Maybe it would be best to try to break it to him gently, in case he takes it poorly...
... but on the other hand, Fauna's level of social skills, and tact, are... well, nil.]
This place is called Aldrip. You've been accused of some crime or another, and they think kidnapping you here will help. The whole place is... Um, how much do you know about computers?
[She knows next to nothing, but that's beside the point.]
Right. So... This whole place is something called a "simulation"- Apparently, a computer runs this whole reality like a cage. And it's run by something called an "AI". That's in charge of it, trying to make us atone for some crime or another. It's all bullshit.
[ He's happy to play along, up until the minute there's the AI and computer.
No, as soon as she says that, he runs a hand through his hair. ]
Oh come on. An AI?
[ Does he just assume he AI is obsessed with him? Yes. ]
If they wanted to keep me trapped, they shouldn't have made it so easy for me to get out of it. [ What's that mean? ] An AI, really? That's it? As if I haven't coded my fair share of them for fun?
[ He looked around, as if he were hopeful there was a terminal. No luck, of course. ]
Don't worry, I'll be out of here soon, but you know, these things do take a little bit of time. I don't even know what it's encoded with, how it's programmed, what type of AI it is, or what language it's made with.
So, as much as I can say I'm good, I'm also not stupid. I also can't talk to it from here, so...
Not like that. Internal language, like coding? We have DNA and our information is encoded in that, right? Well, computer programs have their own internal DNA, and the language can vary from one to the other, depending on complexity and need.
[ He's starting to sound a little less like a crazy guy right now, at least? ]
So a simple program might use something like JAVA, or C-sharp, but as we get more complex, we'll see other languages come into play. It could also be a new one, since this still could be another multiverse, given that I don't know who you are. Generally, I know most useful people where I'm from, so I'm still not convinced we're also subjected to something like that.
Coffee? Music? Look, I dropped out in middle school, I don't know what you're talking about.
[She's so confused. But... She at least is paying attention to the last part.]
... I don't exactly know who you are, other than an old guy who loves the sound of his own voice. But "multiverse" sounds right. At least, I'd never heard of flying mutants or "quirk" heroes before this place. And I met someone from ancient history, too.
Yeah, yeah. I think it's because he started their school.
You'd think they'd be more resentful, but...
[ Not all of them were from his Universe, where Charles Xavier had burned a lot of bridges, or done bad things. Look, there's a reason Charles is on the Illuminati and it's because he's also sometimes a shitty person. ]
Well, it's good to know they're here. It'll make things a lot easier.
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[ He says while she starts jumping from the cage and down. Boy, he really is sounding like a crazy person, isn't he?
Tony, your experience is not universal. ]
And really, the cage was enough of a draw, don't you think? If they're coming, they're coming.
[ But now that they're on the ground... Hm.
Well.
This might be worse. ]
You said something about clothes, yeah? [ he's doing the hands instead of a figleaf move here, as soon as she lets him down. ]
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Does the Owl Pocket have anything? No, probably not... Smoke cloud wouldn't do any good... Shadow clone to keep him in place? Just give him her clothes and transform?
Why are there no good options here. Why is thinking things through so hard.]
... Look, I can grab you something quick, but you have to promise you won't wander off while I'm gone.
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I'm lost in what's probably an alternate universe — maybe the past? — and I'm being offered clothing.
No offense, but I'm pretty certain I'll stay here until I can wander without scarring the locals, yeah?
[ There's... at least a certain...logic?
Kinda? ]
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Be right back, then.
[She then heads off!
It takes her about ten minutes to return, with some simple clothes. She basically had to eyeball his size, so they may not fit, and they're definitely not fancy- It looks like she probably got them from a bargain bin somewhere. But they're clothes, at least.
She almost tosses them to him, but thinks better of it at the last second to hand them over instead.]
If anyone asks, these are the clothes you showed up in, and you don't know anything about any missing clothes from anywhere else.
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[ He's pretty quick. Someone seems pretty adept at getting dressed in a hurry, and while the clothes don't fit — short in the leg, shirt so tight his arms barely fit and he has to leave a few buttons undone... it at least covers up the worst of it.
Somehow? It works? Guy looks like he'd fit in with a pair of boat shoes on, really. ]
So, now that I'm clothed, and I'm on the ground. Mind filling me in? Where am I and why exactly, am I in a cage?
Hopefully that question isn't too crazy, is it?
[ Sir... she already thinks you've lost it. ]
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... but on the other hand, Fauna's level of social skills, and tact, are... well, nil.]
This place is called Aldrip. You've been accused of some crime or another, and they think kidnapping you here will help. The whole place is... Um, how much do you know about computers?
[She knows next to nothing, but that's beside the point.]
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Do I know much about computers?
[ like, tony, not everyone in the scattered universes knows you, dickhead. ]
You could say that I'm a fair hand at them, yeah.
[ The false modesty exudes from his tone like ooze. ]
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probably not. but still.]
Right. So... This whole place is something called a "simulation"- Apparently, a computer runs this whole reality like a cage. And it's run by something called an "AI". That's in charge of it, trying to make us atone for some crime or another. It's all bullshit.
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No, as soon as she says that, he runs a hand through his hair. ]
Oh come on. An AI?
[ Does he just assume he AI is obsessed with him? Yes. ]
If they wanted to keep me trapped, they shouldn't have made it so easy for me to get out of it. [ What's that mean? ] An AI, really? That's it? As if I haven't coded my fair share of them for fun?
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[She doesn't seem hopeful, though....]
I'm just looking for the people I can beat down.
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[ He looked around, as if he were hopeful there was a terminal. No luck, of course. ]
Don't worry, I'll be out of here soon, but you know, these things do take a little bit of time. I don't even know what it's encoded with, how it's programmed, what type of AI it is, or what language it's made with.
So, as much as I can say I'm good, I'm also not stupid. I also can't talk to it from here, so...
[ A shrug. ] Give a guy a few hours, at least?
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[She shrugs, but...]
... Uhh. Language? It talked to us over the network before...
[not that kind of language.]
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Not like that. Internal language, like coding? We have DNA and our information is encoded in that, right? Well, computer programs have their own internal DNA, and the language can vary from one to the other, depending on complexity and need.
[ He's starting to sound a little less like a crazy guy right now, at least? ]
So a simple program might use something like JAVA, or C-sharp, but as we get more complex, we'll see other languages come into play. It could also be a new one, since this still could be another multiverse, given that I don't know who you are. Generally, I know most useful people where I'm from, so I'm still not convinced we're also subjected to something like that.
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[She's so confused. But... She at least is paying attention to the last part.]
... I don't exactly know who you are, other than an old guy who loves the sound of his own voice. But "multiverse" sounds right. At least, I'd never heard of flying mutants or "quirk" heroes before this place. And I met someone from ancient history, too.
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[ He doesn't know about "Quirk" heroes, but mutants draws his attention. ]
What kinds of mutants do you see around here? I'm familiar with my own world's, so if they're people I know...
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[... listen, she admitted she's not smart.]
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[ He says, with a shrug. ] I think it's supposed to be like a "Man" as in the species, rather than gender, or something.
[ So, hey, at least he knows them. ]
Who are they, just out of curiosity? Could be useful.
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[... Should she be sharing all this info...? But she was asked, and as usual, her mouth responds much faster than her brain.]
Maybe more? But those are the ones I've met.
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Isn't he dead?
[ A beat. ] Sorry, Morph, I mean. I know Rogue and Scott, of course. I'm good friends with the person who leads them.
[ So, not a bad person to mention them to. ]
Well, I suppose I'll see. It's not like I haven't seen someone come back from the dead before.
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[sorry she's now ride or die for morph.]
You know their 'Professor'?
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[ Handles death without blinking an eye, or resurrection. Just Normal Marvel Things. ]
And yes I know Professor X. Not the person I was thinking of, but... teams change leadership all the time.
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[She still seems a bit angry at the idea, but if Tony doesn't seem like he's against Morph, she'll relax a little.]
Professor X, huh. I don't know anything about him, beyond that those guys seem to respect him.
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You'd think they'd be more resentful, but...
[ Not all of them were from his Universe, where Charles Xavier had burned a lot of bridges, or done bad things. Look, there's a reason Charles is on the Illuminati and it's because he's also sometimes a shitty person. ]
Well, it's good to know they're here. It'll make things a lot easier.
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[Maybe she's misunderstanding. it's fine
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Easier? ... Oh, 'cause you know people who can protect you?
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[ He is not explaining that, thus making him look like he's mentally unhinged still. ]
But it's always nice to have people who know you. I don't have to explain my whole thing, they'll actually work with me...
It's easier. Especially to get us back home faster. You want people who understand.
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