[Douman gives him the time to play his little act before he shakes his head with a pitying tut-tut.]
If any critic ever saw you like that, then you really wouldn't. From their scathing reviews, that is.
[He has had a tengu who could cry like a kicked puppy on command clinging to and mooching off his coattails for centuries now, not to mention that Douman is a very old hand at the red-light district and it's not-so harmless beauties. It takes more than tears and a little wailing to move him. If anything it'd feed his inner sadist if it were at least a little bit real.]
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If any critic ever saw you like that, then you really wouldn't. From their scathing reviews, that is.
[He has had a tengu who could cry like a kicked puppy on command clinging to and mooching off his coattails for centuries now, not to mention that Douman is a very old hand at the red-light district and it's not-so harmless beauties. It takes more than tears and a little wailing to move him.
If anything it'd feed his inner sadist if it were at least a little bit real.]