"She", huh? Let me guess, Ashiya Douman was actually a sexy babe and you two had some delicious tension-filled friction between each other from time to time.

[The very idea is so absurd that Douman doesn't even have to fake his laugh. Even though the rest of this Seimei's idea about him is pretty inmsulting.

Mmmmh. But he'd be lying if he claimed that he wouldn't have liked that level of respect and faith in his powers from the real Seimei.

Oh well, it's all water under the bridge since the real Seimei is long dead and Douman isn't going to let anybody have Haruaki-kun's soul to bring him back again. Forget fake fame and let's concentrate on the real respect he has gained in his second life instead.]

My, my, my~ You know what I am, right? An useless old bag whose only powers are to invade others homes and sip their tea. Why, I couldn't even dream to ever truly haunt or harm a human!

How could somebody like me ever be of help to the great Abe no Seimei? Or are you threatening to do the same to me as you did to my little shikigami? Not even batting an eye at the little fellow's death even though it was your new friend was terribly cold of you, by the way.

[Now show him how much the other likes to be the one being baited.]