[ This might actually be one of the weirdest things that's happened to him in this world, and he's been here for a year, so you'd think he's already used to this kind of shit. But finding himself in front of the City Hall building, staring at some odd screen with another person standing across him, is... new, to say the least. And not necessarily in a good way. ]
What the...?!
[ Ragna glances around in an attempt to get his bearings, but whatever little information he can glean from it only makes him want to blow up the City Hall again. As if the whole roles shit and everything that comes with it wasn't messed up enough, now it's some kind of quiz show they're being forced into? What kind of sick joke is this supposed to be? ]
Hey, Featherweight Lady. Any clue what the hell's going on?
[ "Featherweight Lady"... well, it's better than "She-Bitch", but you know. The bar was low to begin with and Chain hardly looks amused, taking a moment to take in everything in the attempt to have an answer other than "Beats me." ]
It's Chain.
[ First things first. ]
Aside from another case of kidnapping, it looks like we're being "asked" to take some kind of questionnaire. I don't for a second believe that it's going to be just that simple.
[ Ragna ignores the correction, memorizing people's names being the furthest thing from his mind; he'd much rather know how in the world he got here in the first place. He's no stranger to teleportation magic, but you'd think he'd noticed being whisked away by that. Phenomenon Intervention? That seems to be more likely, but it really doesn't answer the question of why the fuck he's getting roped into this. ]
... Great. No way out but to play whatever shitty game they came up with this time... [ The man lets out a frustrated sigh, eyeing the first question. He really doesn't want to play along, but... ] No.
[ The moment he says it, the screen flashes red. He stares at it for a moment, completely dumbfounded. It's not hard to figure out what the implication behind that feedback is, but he has no idea why it would respond in such a way. ]
The hell?! I said "no", you stupid piece of shit!
[ In a truly mature manner, Ragna punches the screen with his fist, but whatever it's made of managed to hold together, surprisingly enough. ]
[ Chain lives in Hellsalem's Lot, so it isn't like she's a stranger herself to the unusual happening and the setting itself warping and dragging the residents wherever to suit its needs. The contents of this questionnaire are a little more concerning and, from Ragna's reaction, it appears to either understand whether one is telling the truth or not or it's specifically guiding a person to say what it wants.
It's too early to tell, and she studies the screen. Well, let's see. ]
... It depends on the person.
[ And it doesn't flash an obnoxious red, causing her to arch an eyebrow. Well, okay then. ]
[ Ragna, too, raises an eyebrow at that, though for an entirely different reason. ]
What kinda cop-out answer is that supposed to be?! That doesn't mean anything!
[ Not that he's remotely invested in whether it's true for the woman or not... it just feels unfair that the thing accepted her shitty reply when his one got rejected despite being true.
It's not like I enjoy hurting most people, but you've never felt a sense of satisfaction in slamming a fist or a foot into the face of someone who absolutely deserved it? How saintly of you.
[ Her explanation is sound, and hearing it Ragna does feel a little silly for overreacting like that. ]
... When you put it this way...
[ Frankly, he was thinking of something more... nefarious? So maybe that's why the dumb thing decided he's lying ─ apparently it can't tell the difference between being petty and being evil.
And speaking of evil, this next question is not... something he wants to address, ever. Just seeing it causes the face of that man to pop up in his head, immediately rekindling the hot burning fires of hatred in his chest. The man clenches his hands into fists at his side, all of his willpower going into not blowing the whole thing up. ]
No comment.
[ Unsurprisingly, the second question does not disappear, seemingly still waiting for a more legitimate answer, whether right or wrong. Dammit. ]
closed | CHAIN
What the...?!
[ Ragna glances around in an attempt to get his bearings, but whatever little information he can glean from it only makes him want to blow up the City Hall again. As if the whole roles shit and everything that comes with it wasn't messed up enough, now it's some kind of quiz show they're being forced into? What kind of sick joke is this supposed to be? ]
Hey, Featherweight Lady. Any clue what the hell's going on?
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It's Chain.
[ First things first. ]
Aside from another case of kidnapping, it looks like we're being "asked" to take some kind of questionnaire. I don't for a second believe that it's going to be just that simple.
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... Great. No way out but to play whatever shitty game they came up with this time... [ The man lets out a frustrated sigh, eyeing the first question. He really doesn't want to play along, but... ] No.
[ The moment he says it, the screen flashes red. He stares at it for a moment, completely dumbfounded. It's not hard to figure out what the implication behind that feedback is, but he has no idea why it would respond in such a way. ]
The hell?! I said "no", you stupid piece of shit!
[ In a truly mature manner, Ragna punches the screen with his fist, but whatever it's made of managed to hold together, surprisingly enough. ]
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It's too early to tell, and she studies the screen. Well, let's see. ]
... It depends on the person.
[ And it doesn't flash an obnoxious red, causing her to arch an eyebrow. Well, okay then. ]
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What kinda cop-out answer is that supposed to be?! That doesn't mean anything!
[ Not that he's remotely invested in whether it's true for the woman or not... it just feels unfair that the thing accepted her shitty reply when his one got rejected despite being true.
What he said was true.
... Right? ]
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It's not like I enjoy hurting most people, but you've never felt a sense of satisfaction in slamming a fist or a foot into the face of someone who absolutely deserved it? How saintly of you.
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... When you put it this way...
[ Frankly, he was thinking of something more... nefarious? So maybe that's why the dumb thing decided he's lying ─ apparently it can't tell the difference between being petty and being evil.
And speaking of evil, this next question is not... something he wants to address, ever. Just seeing it causes the face of that man to pop up in his head, immediately rekindling the hot burning fires of hatred in his chest. The man clenches his hands into fists at his side, all of his willpower going into not blowing the whole thing up. ]
No comment.
[ Unsurprisingly, the second question does not disappear, seemingly still waiting for a more legitimate answer, whether right or wrong. Dammit. ]