Oh, don't worry. I'm happy to believe it'll just be the two of us and the random assortment of fellow kidnappees who have committed crimes of varying degrees. [ Smoothly. ]
So sure, either I live my life in relative peace [ doubtful ] or I get a free drink out of it to drown my sorrows in.
[Urgh...!] Are you trying to trick me into letting you have your way using reverse psychology? Because-
['Error 404: please wait for brain to untangle from expectations to change tack and catch up again']
....If I bet that it'll happen and it does, I'll get a drink out of it. If you bet that it doesn't, and it does, I'll pay you a drink. [so far, it's making sense] But why do you assume that I'll still pay you if you lose your bet?
[Did he get that right? This feels like he's trying to gamble with a fox!]
[He wants to protest that. He really, really does. She started it by jinxing them by claiming how unlikely it'd be to happen. But Douman did play along with it and raised the stakes by making it a bet, which in turn must've increased the likeliness..... -
Ugh. He wants to be fair, because making excuses wouldn't suit his exalted social standing. But he also wants to be a brat, just because he hates losing, and if it's just in an argument...!
In the end the sheer headache power Haruaki-kun along can bring wins. Douman groans and runs a hand through his hair.]
Fine! I'll buy you a drink even then, if you'll admit that you started talking about it first when the time comes.
If. When. The only trouble mine hasn't managed to get us into yet is having a giant meteorite hit us all, so I'm really not holding out much hope on that front anymore. Sorry for being a pessimist.
[Actually they did have a giant meteor episode already, but Douman was blissfully absent due to having his free day during that one.]
[What a life indeed. Each day he asks himself what he did to deserve having to deal with all that, and then he remembers.... Right. That thing. So maybe it's a little deserved. He could still do with only half the insanity, though.]
It's a pleasure, Chain-kun. [Or should he use '-chan'? But somehow she strikes him more as a '-kun' type of person.] I'm ....Nurarihyon. Please call me that. Most do.
[He shrugs his shoulders, casually omitting his infamous real name.]
I own a pretty well-known school, so using my work title for me became commonplace for most inhabitants of the island. Most students and alumni call me that, too.
Yeah. Either that or like you're one of my teachers or a concerned parents.
[There's a reason why he's leaving dealing with the parents to their classroom teachers whenever they can. Dealing with the real thing kills any kinky fantasies one might've had hard.]
...for the record, I'm not into that kind of roleplay.
Oh? Does that ever get in the way with your job? Not that I don't support drawing clear lines.
[His mind absolutely went there when he heard 'escort service.' But in his defense, such services are very openly talked about and accepted where he comes from since many youkai used to prey on humans by disguising themselves as desirable partners.]
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[ The one and only time she does not want a free drink to happen. ]
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[That's what HE wants to bet on!]
But a drink as the prize is fine. We can leave that part.
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So sure, either I live my life in relative peace [ doubtful ] or I get a free drink out of it to drown my sorrows in.
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['Error 404: please wait for brain to untangle from expectations to change tack and catch up again']
....If I bet that it'll happen and it does, I'll get a drink out of it. If you bet that it doesn't, and it does, I'll pay you a drink. [so far, it's making sense] But why do you assume that I'll still pay you if you lose your bet?
[Did he get that right? This feels like he's trying to gamble with a fox!]
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[ Not a fox, but canine family... he's not too far off. ]
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[He wants to protest that. He really, really does. She started it by jinxing them by claiming how unlikely it'd be to happen. But Douman did play along with it and raised the stakes by making it a bet, which in turn must've increased the likeliness..... -
Ugh. He wants to be fair, because making excuses wouldn't suit his exalted social standing. But he also wants to be a brat, just because he hates losing, and if it's just in an argument...!
In the end the sheer headache power Haruaki-kun along can bring wins. Douman groans and runs a hand through his hair.]
Fine! I'll buy you a drink even then, if you'll admit that you started talking about it first when the time comes.
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But sure, that's fine with me.
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[Actually they did have a giant meteor episode already, but Douman was blissfully absent due to having his free day during that one.]
Remind me, did we exchange names already?
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Not our own. [ Whoops. ]
I'm Chain Sumeragi.
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It's a pleasure, Chain-kun. [Or should he use '-chan'? But somehow she strikes him more as a '-kun' type of person.] I'm ....Nurarihyon. Please call me that. Most do.
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[ Well, if he's going to phrase it like that, she's going to ask-- ]
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[He shrugs his shoulders, casually omitting his infamous real name.]
I own a pretty well-known school, so using my work title for me became commonplace for most inhabitants of the island. Most students and alumni call me that, too.
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[ We'll skip that. ]
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[There's a reason why he's leaving dealing with the parents to their classroom teachers whenever they can. Dealing with the real thing kills any kinky fantasies one might've had hard.]
...for the record, I'm not into that kind of roleplay.
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[ No thank you?? ]
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[His mind absolutely went there when he heard 'escort service.' But in his defense, such services are very openly talked about and accepted where he comes from since many youkai used to prey on humans by disguising themselves as desirable partners.]