TEST DRIVE MEME #9

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Test Drive Meme #9

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Arrival

You remember a room of blinding white light—so bright that you couldn't make out any details. You heard voices, speaking in muffled tones. It sounded an awful lot like they were talking about you. You were just on the verge of figuring out what they’re saying, you were so close...but what happened after that?

Ah–that's right. You fell into blackness.

However you awaken, the next time you’re able to stand still and take in your surroundings, you’re approached by a small mechanical creature, which reveals a handheld tablet with a rolled-up parchment within it. Booting up the tablet for the first time brings you the following message:

WELCOME, CHOSEN.
WE ARE SO GLAD YOU ARE HERE.

So…now what?

Summer Solstice (June 20th)

The summer solstice, also known as the longest day of the year. Aldrip may have received a big upgrade in size recently, but this special day still calls for celebration amongst the locals, who have a long tradition of celebrating various celestial phenomena. For this occasion, the entire city will be throwing a Midsummer celebration! The festival itself takes place from June 20-24, with the solstice happening the evening of June 20. There will be celebrations before, during, and after the festival as well!

On the shortest day of the year in December, the Chosen were told to stay indoors until sunrise. The opposite holds true for the summer solstice: all are encouraged to remain outside from dusk until dawn, and locals throw a festival to keep everyone entertained through the wee hours of the morning!

The streets of the commercial district are lined with sun-painted lanterns, lit as dusk starts to fall and kept glowing until sunrise the next day. Those lanterns illuminate a lively street bazaar featuring exotic food and drink, curious wares, and lawn/party games of all kinds. The Chosen are encouraged to either participate, or occasionally wager bets on other people who may be competing against one another. May the odds be ever in your favor?

As the sun begins to set, locals light large bonfires. There will be music and dancing—Chosen are encouraged to participate in whatever way they’d like, whether they want to perform or lead a line dance. If they’re not inclined to join in, the fires and music still provide a perfect backdrop for a little relaxing conversation and meeting new friends.

After dark, a large fireworks show begins. All in attendance are encouraged to bring (or find!) blankets to lay out so they can watch the show. Clinking glasses with good friends at the height of the show is considered good luck, so it’s not uncommon to see some folks having a drink during this time. As Aldrip is so close to the ocean, some locals even offer discounted boat rides to get a different view of these fireworks.

At dawn, the locals finally tuck in for a few hours of rest. But don’t worry—the Midsummer festival continues even after the solstice is done!

Midsummer Festival (june 20-june 24)

Locals begin prepping for the festival days in advance, and while they won’t drag others in to help the same way they have in the past, they still won’t turn down an extra set of hands. You’ll even get paid for your troubles, either in money or in favors (free meal vouchers, rent at the inn, etc). There’s no shortage of work to be done, from dragging tables around to stringing lanterns or even collecting sticks for bonfires. Just be careful, locals tell of strange whispers coming from Pessiria Forest at odd times of day and night…

The festival itself has different activities and happenings depending on what area you visit. Most of these activities can be done on any day of the festival. Most of the games and contests outlined here are examples—you’re free to make up others if you feel so inclined!

BEACH EPISODE!!
The beach is a prime location in the month of June, and locals really go all out for this particular occasion, setting up a large beach party with food, drink, and brightly-colored umbrellas to provide some shade.

There are various sporting activities such as beach volleyball, windboarding, surfing, and a large, built-up dune for sand surfing. Most of these are just for fun, but if locals see some really good contenders, they might urge a competition between them.

For those less sporting, there are all sorts of activities and challenges. Kite flying, sandcastle building, and scavenger hunts are particularly popular with the locals. Maybe they’ll ask you to bring back a certain number of round seashells, or to make friends with someone sitting under a pink umbrella…the possibilities are endless, really. There will also be official competitions for kite flying and sandcastle building, so put your best foot (or shovel) forward!

Some enterprising locals have also set up boat tours to take locals and Chosen through the nearby waves. In some places, the light makes it seem almost like you can see something in the distance…but it’s not on the map, right? Maybe it’s just your imagination. Hmm.

HAVE A FIELD DAY
The rolling hills outside of the city make a perfect place for various races and games. Bring your competitive spirit, because there will be medals awarded for winning races! Some common games include: bag races, “wife” carrying (gender, spousehood, and pre-existing relationship not required, of course!), three-legged races, relays, baton passes, and foot races.

It’s not all sporty competitions, though! Some older locals will lead more relaxing activities, such as stretching, meditation, and recreational group dances. These are volunteer-led groups, of course, so if those volunteers have to sit down or step away for a bit…well, they’ll have to ask someone to take over for them.

Those with good animal handling stats are not forgotten either, of course! There will be animal races, as well, on horses or even chocobos. There may or may not even be a petting zoo, pony rides, or other fun, relaxing activities with animals. Sometimes you just need to sit in a pen full of bunnies, okay.

Please do be careful, though: increased activity could make some of the monsters roaming outside the city a little bit curious about what’s going on this close to town…

WHEN YOU’RE DOWNTOWN
The green spaces of Aldrip have been decked out in their very finest, and floral season is in full bloom. Some enterprising gardeners will be unveiling new garden designs in honor of the festival: hedge mazes, giant sculpted topiaries, and elaborate fountains.

While it doesn’t hold a candle to the Ketsoran diplomatic masquerade, the event center will also be hosting several nights of dining and dancing during the festival. It may be a little less lavish, but it’ll nonetheless be quite glamorous—and the food will probably be good, too.

The bazaar from the day of the solstice continues throughout the festival. Additionally, various shops and businesses may choose to provide specials, discounts, and other offers to entice new and current Chosen alike.

THE SPIRE
One of the taller buildings in town has installed a large spire near one of the garden squares. They claim that, as the sun rises to its midday point, light passing through the spire will create an incredible light show. They’re right, as a matter of fact: the light reflects and refracts, scattering rainbows across the square. It’s a dazzling display. When the sun passes its midday point, however, the beautiful color show suddenly turns into white light. Anyone looking at this light will find that they are no longer able to keep track of how long they’re watching it. Your mind may begin to go blank, almost as if it refuses to accept something, some deep truth that the world is trying to tell you…

…

No, that must be your imagination. The light vanishes shortly thereafter—or was it ever there to begin with? The unsettling feeling may remain, but it’ll be harder and harder to be certain of what caused it.

This is fine and also normal.

Wildcard

Make your own fun! Just because it’s not in the prompts doesn’t mean it’s not possible. Have at it! Go crazy! Try not to break anything (too much)!

♡

Comments

[nowerewolf]

[ Sir, please. You're not her type. ]

Oh, I see. You really know how to pick 'em.

[ Eternally damned, huh... ]

[ogd]

[ with an ego this stupid and huge, he can believe anything is possible. ]

Nah. They were the only two women in existence at the time. [ ... ] The ride get too bumpy, just hold onto one of my wings, 'kay?

[ starrrrt your engines. because there's the countdown, and adam perfectly intends to take the win, here. and they're off — he won't cheat 'n fly, but he's speedy; it's helpful to have (nerfed) strength at your disposal. ]

[nowerewolf]

[ Only two women in existence?

Huh. She appears to be dealing with one of those very ancient existences who is, at the very least, able to talk like he's not from some kind of medieval time. But Chain hums in agreement, grasping one of his wings after he takes off--not because she needs to, despite his speed, but because she might as well educate herself with the guy while she's up close and personal like this.

These poor NPCs likely don't stand a chance, of course. ]

[ogd]

[ no, unfortunately, they don't. so by the time they cross the finish line, it's very apparent who's first. and because chain looks like a human, and isn't a demon (and thus he just doesn't try to beam her triumphantly against the ground), he can set her down tamely. ]

[ less tame is the triumphant whooping and fistpumping. ]

Hahaha!! Fuck yeah, take that, bitches!

[ offering chain a fistbump. ]

Put 'er there!!

[nowerewolf]

[ She is most certainly not a demon, so she appreciates the handling not being YEET (though this has also happened to her). And it also means she's fine to gamely fistbump Adam in return. ]

Not bad at all. Positioning aside.

[ogd]

Just "not bad at all"? C'mon, we got first!

[ speaking of, looking round - ]

What's our prize supposed to be, anyway?

[nowerewolf]

A medal, apparently. Think we can sell it?

[ Chain, already?? ]

[ogd]

Uh,

[ well. she's right, they do get medals. some coordinator brings them both a dinky medal with "#1" on it. at least it's made of some sort of metal and not just plastic. ]

[ adam hadn't even considered a upcoming monetary dilemma here. will probably, willfully, continue not to worry about that. he examines the prize. ]

What do you think? It'll fetch more if we hawk it as, "Medal Won by the First Man," right?

[nowerewolf]

The first man? In which world, exactly?

[ That's quite a claim so she says it idly, turning the medal over to examine it. ]

1/2

[ogd]

[ adam gawks. ]

Which one? Um, fuckin' Earth?

[ogd]

Dingdingding!

Yeah, that's the one. Earth. For the love of fuck, please tell me you've heard of Earth.

[nowerewolf]

I live in New York.

[ Please. ]

But in case you couldn't tell, there's a wide variety of people and not-people here who aren't necessarily from the same planet.

[ogd]

[ no, if the vacant stare he gives her is anything to estimate by, it seems he couldn't really tell. ]

I mean, yeah, I could see there's a buncha weirdo fucks here. I got that. [ he should mean to include himself in this. (spoilers: he doesn't.) ] Sooo. Even the ones that look human—like you—might be aliens?

[nowerewolf]

Well, yeah. I'm not an alien, but I guess if someone from here isn't from Earth, I would be considered one.

[ Funny how that works. ]

[ogd]

[ p r o c e s s i n g... ]



[ okay nvm he gives up ]

Anyway.🎵 Name's Adam, the first man, what's yours? Or I can just call you "babe" from here on out.

[nowerewolf]

I only answer to Chain, so I wouldn't recommend that.

[ Calling her "babe" sounds like a terrible idea, actually? ]

[ogd]

[ he is just full of those. ]

"Chain," huh? Kinda a baller name, not gonna lie.

[nowerewolf]

Thanks, I happen to like it.

[ Well, it's also a fitting name, but that's a story for another time. Or like. A never time. ]

So what kind of crime are they accusing the first guy of, anyway? [ The first case of toxic masculinity? ]

[ogd]

Oh. That thing?

[ what is he accused of, huh? well, adam appears to contemplate that. it doesn't take him long to decide whether to share or not. ]

Guilty as charged of being... sexy as hell, and slaying too hard. [ yep. he starts to slam on an air guitar, imitating a bunch of electric guitar noises with his mouth, ] Nanana nanann nananaa naaa! Fuck yeah!

[nowerewolf]

... Got it. "Overconfidence" and "cringe."

[ The poor people who had to deal with him at the outset of the world beginning to exist. ]

[ogd]

Oh, come on. [ he rolls his eyes. ] Cringe is dead, and no need to shit on my parade.

[ .. only when it comes to him, though. he strums a few more chords on his imaginary air guitar. ]

What's your crime? Bein' a fuckin' killjoy?

[nowerewolf]

Telling the brutal truth. It's a shame that's something I have to be punished for...

[ So yes, being a fuckin' killjoy. ]