TEST DRIVE MEME #9

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Test Drive Meme #9

Welcome to Expiation, a pan-fandom adventure game with elements of fantasy, science fiction, and some subtle horror.

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Arrival

You remember a room of blinding white light—so bright that you couldn't make out any details. You heard voices, speaking in muffled tones. It sounded an awful lot like they were talking about you. You were just on the verge of figuring out what they’re saying, you were so close...but what happened after that?

Ah–that's right. You fell into blackness.

However you awaken, the next time you’re able to stand still and take in your surroundings, you’re approached by a small mechanical creature, which reveals a handheld tablet with a rolled-up parchment within it. Booting up the tablet for the first time brings you the following message:

WELCOME, CHOSEN.
WE ARE SO GLAD YOU ARE HERE.

So…now what?

Summer Solstice (June 20th)

The summer solstice, also known as the longest day of the year. Aldrip may have received a big upgrade in size recently, but this special day still calls for celebration amongst the locals, who have a long tradition of celebrating various celestial phenomena. For this occasion, the entire city will be throwing a Midsummer celebration! The festival itself takes place from June 20-24, with the solstice happening the evening of June 20. There will be celebrations before, during, and after the festival as well!

On the shortest day of the year in December, the Chosen were told to stay indoors until sunrise. The opposite holds true for the summer solstice: all are encouraged to remain outside from dusk until dawn, and locals throw a festival to keep everyone entertained through the wee hours of the morning!

The streets of the commercial district are lined with sun-painted lanterns, lit as dusk starts to fall and kept glowing until sunrise the next day. Those lanterns illuminate a lively street bazaar featuring exotic food and drink, curious wares, and lawn/party games of all kinds. The Chosen are encouraged to either participate, or occasionally wager bets on other people who may be competing against one another. May the odds be ever in your favor?

As the sun begins to set, locals light large bonfires. There will be music and dancing—Chosen are encouraged to participate in whatever way they’d like, whether they want to perform or lead a line dance. If they’re not inclined to join in, the fires and music still provide a perfect backdrop for a little relaxing conversation and meeting new friends.

After dark, a large fireworks show begins. All in attendance are encouraged to bring (or find!) blankets to lay out so they can watch the show. Clinking glasses with good friends at the height of the show is considered good luck, so it’s not uncommon to see some folks having a drink during this time. As Aldrip is so close to the ocean, some locals even offer discounted boat rides to get a different view of these fireworks.

At dawn, the locals finally tuck in for a few hours of rest. But don’t worry—the Midsummer festival continues even after the solstice is done!

Midsummer Festival (june 20-june 24)

Locals begin prepping for the festival days in advance, and while they won’t drag others in to help the same way they have in the past, they still won’t turn down an extra set of hands. You’ll even get paid for your troubles, either in money or in favors (free meal vouchers, rent at the inn, etc). There’s no shortage of work to be done, from dragging tables around to stringing lanterns or even collecting sticks for bonfires. Just be careful, locals tell of strange whispers coming from Pessiria Forest at odd times of day and night…

The festival itself has different activities and happenings depending on what area you visit. Most of these activities can be done on any day of the festival. Most of the games and contests outlined here are examples—you’re free to make up others if you feel so inclined!

BEACH EPISODE!!
The beach is a prime location in the month of June, and locals really go all out for this particular occasion, setting up a large beach party with food, drink, and brightly-colored umbrellas to provide some shade.

There are various sporting activities such as beach volleyball, windboarding, surfing, and a large, built-up dune for sand surfing. Most of these are just for fun, but if locals see some really good contenders, they might urge a competition between them.

For those less sporting, there are all sorts of activities and challenges. Kite flying, sandcastle building, and scavenger hunts are particularly popular with the locals. Maybe they’ll ask you to bring back a certain number of round seashells, or to make friends with someone sitting under a pink umbrella…the possibilities are endless, really. There will also be official competitions for kite flying and sandcastle building, so put your best foot (or shovel) forward!

Some enterprising locals have also set up boat tours to take locals and Chosen through the nearby waves. In some places, the light makes it seem almost like you can see something in the distance…but it’s not on the map, right? Maybe it’s just your imagination. Hmm.

HAVE A FIELD DAY
The rolling hills outside of the city make a perfect place for various races and games. Bring your competitive spirit, because there will be medals awarded for winning races! Some common games include: bag races, “wife” carrying (gender, spousehood, and pre-existing relationship not required, of course!), three-legged races, relays, baton passes, and foot races.

It’s not all sporty competitions, though! Some older locals will lead more relaxing activities, such as stretching, meditation, and recreational group dances. These are volunteer-led groups, of course, so if those volunteers have to sit down or step away for a bit…well, they’ll have to ask someone to take over for them.

Those with good animal handling stats are not forgotten either, of course! There will be animal races, as well, on horses or even chocobos. There may or may not even be a petting zoo, pony rides, or other fun, relaxing activities with animals. Sometimes you just need to sit in a pen full of bunnies, okay.

Please do be careful, though: increased activity could make some of the monsters roaming outside the city a little bit curious about what’s going on this close to town…

WHEN YOU’RE DOWNTOWN
The green spaces of Aldrip have been decked out in their very finest, and floral season is in full bloom. Some enterprising gardeners will be unveiling new garden designs in honor of the festival: hedge mazes, giant sculpted topiaries, and elaborate fountains.

While it doesn’t hold a candle to the Ketsoran diplomatic masquerade, the event center will also be hosting several nights of dining and dancing during the festival. It may be a little less lavish, but it’ll nonetheless be quite glamorous—and the food will probably be good, too.

The bazaar from the day of the solstice continues throughout the festival. Additionally, various shops and businesses may choose to provide specials, discounts, and other offers to entice new and current Chosen alike.

THE SPIRE
One of the taller buildings in town has installed a large spire near one of the garden squares. They claim that, as the sun rises to its midday point, light passing through the spire will create an incredible light show. They’re right, as a matter of fact: the light reflects and refracts, scattering rainbows across the square. It’s a dazzling display. When the sun passes its midday point, however, the beautiful color show suddenly turns into white light. Anyone looking at this light will find that they are no longer able to keep track of how long they’re watching it. Your mind may begin to go blank, almost as if it refuses to accept something, some deep truth that the world is trying to tell you…

…

No, that must be your imagination. The light vanishes shortly thereafter—or was it ever there to begin with? The unsettling feeling may remain, but it’ll be harder and harder to be certain of what caused it.

This is fine and also normal.

Wildcard

Make your own fun! Just because it’s not in the prompts doesn’t mean it’s not possible. Have at it! Go crazy! Try not to break anything (too much)!

♡

Comments

[nowerewolf]

[ Wow! If she was lying straight to his face, it'd be way more impressive and not sound like she's bullshitting!

Of course, she has years of experience with working with Zapp, who is the scum of the earth and also an idiot, so her expression doesn't even twitch. ]

Not a good look for you to just assume without testing it. Or did you think I'd be like "oh noooo you got me"?

[rebellions]

[ The fact she's insisting on her claim being true even after being call out is honestly kind of insulting. The man folds his arms on his chest, looking down at the newcomer with a frown. ]

Why should I test anything? It's obvious you're full of shit.

[ He doesn't need to prove anything, the burden of proof is on the one making the claim! ... Though that would also mean testing that theory. If she doesn't fess up, he might have no other choice... ]

[nowerewolf]

[ Yeah, maybe he should try throwing her. ]

Oh, so now you're refusing to back up your invalidation of my claim, even though I offered to prove it? Looks like you're not getting enough nutrients to your brain lately. Or are you always this much of a pointlessly stubborn asshole? My condolences to the people who have to put up with that.

[rebellions]

[ Oh, now she's done it. Who the hell does she think she is, showing up out of nowhere and immediately making herself a pain in his ass? ]

Why, you little bitch─ Fine, let's get this shit over with!

[ And so, he very unceremoniously reaches out to pick her up and throw her across his shoulder.

Yeah, he might have missed the memo about the whole "wife-carrying" part of the competition. ]

[nowerewolf]

[ Wow, it's just like being back home with another white-haired idiot calling her a bitch. She didn't miss this.

But she goes over his shoulder. One elbow may or may not be aimed at his head "on accident" as he heaves her up there, but as promised, she does not weigh anywhere near as much as an adult woman should. She does, in fact, weigh as much as she claimed!

Wow. ]

[rebellions]

[ The man curses under his breath as he gets hit with an elbow, but otherwise doesn't make a mention of it, perhaps because he's too busy being completely flabbergasted by this turn of events. So... she wasn't just talking out of her ass? He can barely feel any weight on his shoulder... she's lucky he didn't overdo it and threw her over all the way, or else her face would be kissing the ground right now. ]

Wha... How?!

[ Hopefully she didn't expect him to admit he was wrong, or worse yet, apologize... there again, it's probably clear from their brief interaction Ragna isn't the kind of person to do that sort of thing. No, he's got a much more pressing issue on his mind right now: ]

Do you even eat anything?!

[ ... He actually sounds lowkey concerned, um. ]

[nowerewolf]

[ It's fine, she has ways of avoiding a makeout with the dirt. But for now, she just kind of hangs out where she is. No point in moving now. ]

Of course I do. At the very least, you can admit I wasn't just talking shit, now can't you?

[ Don't worry, she'll bring it up herself-- ]

[rebellions]

That's─

[ Goddammit, she's really gonna just put him on the spot like that? Ragna clicks his tongue in annoyance, almost certainly stalling for time as he's trying to come up with a decent response and coming up empty-handed. ]

... I guess you weren't entirely off the mark.

[ Can you hear the pain in his voice? It's like it physically hurts him to admit he might have been wrong. But hey, at least he puts her back down like a civilized person instead of, dunno, just dropping her to the ground. He's not that petty.

It might have crossed his mind, but he managed to stick to being an adult for the time being! ]

[nowerewolf]

[ She wasn't off the mark at all, and she'd say that, but you know what, the agony it must be causing him to admit that much is pretty damn palpable and she'll take that as a victory. ]

For the sake of your future, you shouldn't ever really try to call a woman out on her weight, one way or another.