(open catch-all) if there's one thing that i learned while in those county lines

[invinciblemikey]

Who: a newly updated, curse-free, many years older manjiro sano and ... you...
Where: many
What: picking up the pieces that he left fucked up the past few months. it's set forward-dated to the last week of the month.
Warnings: for once, nothing lmao i will add to the subject line if needed.

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[invinciblemikey]

(he's not particularly sure if claude bought it, though he's definitely running with it? it only sparks more from his troll brain, and he has to fight to keep a straight face on, considering the burning desire and need to laugh so hard he grows a new row of abs.

breathe, breathe, and.)

Wow, please, had - past tense and all, you know. And my wife, well, we met at a cooking competition (he can't cook for shit) and well, she got first place, but I lost for a few points only, totally unfair, but that's how we met. Got engaged almost right away, love at first sight type shit. You know, she really, really set me straight... In life.

[feintofhart]

[ Claude laughs a little, mirth dancing in his eyes. ]

Oh, a cooking competition. I can only imagine what monstrosity you made to earn her affections so -- unless she shared your sweet tooth and was wowed by, what, an ice cream sundae doused in hot fudge and sugar syrup? Maybe twenty or thirty maraschino cherries on top?

[ He'll continue winding Manjiro up for as long as he'll let him. ]

And what of your twin girls? I'm sure you dress them in matching outfits and trot them all around the local school. Straight A students, I assume. And devoted rule followers.

[invinciblemikey]

-- Hold up, motherfucker, you don't trust my cooking skills?

(okay, okay, he can't keep up, especially now that the ending of his imaginary life comes out of claude's lips - up until then, he'd be fine with it, but straight a students and squares, he could never have raised, which makes him nearly choke on the sip he was swallowing.)

Fuck, ok, ok, fine, it's all a lie, our relationship is still safe, Claude, I'm not trading you for no woman.

(payback? payback!)