(he's not particularly sure if claude bought it, though he's definitely running with it? it only sparks more from his troll brain, and he has to fight to keep a straight face on, considering the burning desire and need to laugh so hard he grows a new row of abs.

breathe, breathe, and.)

Wow, please, had - past tense and all, you know. And my wife, well, we met at a cooking competition (he can't cook for shit) and well, she got first place, but I lost for a few points only, totally unfair, but that's how we met. Got engaged almost right away, love at first sight type shit. You know, she really, really set me straight... In life.