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expiationlogs2024-05-08 08:13 am
drugsnotclubs) wrote in expiationlogs2024-05-08 08:13 am
Happy Birthday Mitsuru
Who: WHOEVER WANTS TO COME YES EVEN YOU
Where: The clubhouse
What: Child soldiers for an occult corporation try and throw a perfectly normal birthday party for a billionaire heiress.
"But Suze!" You may say! "I didn't get an invite/I don't have CR with anyone involved!!!"
So what, just say you got a dubious invite over OKCindr. Maybe it's a ransom letter. Maybe it's a promise for "fun ;) ". Just pretend the spambot got you here in the funniest manner possible. EVERYONE IS WELCOME.
Warnings: im really hoping we don't have to put anything in this section y'all better behave for the birthday girl or she's gonna have to punish you.
The clubhouse sure is decorated! It's a mishmash of ideas- scattered balloons strewn across the floor, a few streamers here and there. Someone found some extremely tacky fake-gold plastic plates. It very much has the feeling of people who were sort of trying, but also sort of thinking it's funny not to actually look nice. After all, the theme is normal-chic.
There's a stack of party hats near the door, for anyone who wants to be extra festive. If you brought presents, you can dump them there, too! And maybe take one of those dumbass party horns that one of our "normal person" advisors told us we needed.
Hell yeah there's food.
What is a birthday party without food! And hey, there's very little that actually needs utensils here. Someone suggested cheeseburgers, so there's a little station to put together your own: pick your own toppings! There's a few scattered sets of tongs, but if you don't find one, just reach in and pluck that tomato slice with your bare-ass hands. We're all friends here.
Not your cup of tea? Vegetarian?? Don't worry there's some roast vegetable kabobs going on nearby on a tray.
There's an assortment of other grab-and-go foods-- slices of scallion pancakes laid out, sliced fruits with berries. Tiny little... Quiche looking things?? Beef satay? Cheesey puffs, chips, popcorn with way too much butter?? Sure, go for it.
Oh, and some hardshell tacos . Clearly someone had the goal of 'messiest food possible'.
One of the people throwing this party is a bartender
Underage drinking ahoy! yeah, there's some booze. The most prominent beverage is a cheap looking canned beer: filler lite which professes to be the Champagne of it's kind. There was a limited budget okay?? The Casino thing is still a work in progress. But surely you can find some sake or some cooking wine (don't drink that I am begging you) or convince Kotone to mix something up for you. Other than that, we're in clubhouse and cooking club resides here, so you're easily able to find a kettle and a coffee machine or just drink water and stay hydrated.
is there cake???
Hell yeah there is. Please take some. Maybe there's ice cream in the freezer, too.
Cool but what is there to do?
That's a good question!! Obviously the fancy lady needs something extremely silly and messy to let loose and have fun with so there is a piñata dangling ominously from the ceiling, a wooden stick leaned against the wall nearby
....along with a backup pinata because look we anticipate super powered kids here. Everyone needs to take a swing.
There's a couple random activities laid out by people who clearly don't know how to throw a party (assisted by Kotone and Scott, who are trying their best to show them how.) A deck of cards? Sure. Dartboard? Great, don't stab anyone. They even borrowed the SNES and TV from Mikey's place because he's off having his villain arc. (And by 'borrowed' I might mean stole, but you know Shinji's gonna put it back after.) play some Road Brawler 2 Super or some Super Giacomo World.
Akihiko might start a party jog and/or some kind of workout competition and that's gonna be a fucking disaster if people are going hard on the cheap beer but you know, I'm not your boss. Live your life however you want.
I'm in, how do I approach this!
It's an open mingle, fam. Do what you want. Make assumptions, cause trouble, set something on fire with candles. Just don't wreck the place any more than Scott did when he destroyed it.
Wait what does the clubhouse look like???
I am giving you all the information I have here promise
Where: The clubhouse
What: Child soldiers for an occult corporation try and throw a perfectly normal birthday party for a billionaire heiress.
"But Suze!" You may say! "I didn't get an invite/I don't have CR with anyone involved!!!"
So what, just say you got a dubious invite over OKCindr. Maybe it's a ransom letter. Maybe it's a promise for "fun ;) ". Just pretend the spambot got you here in the funniest manner possible. EVERYONE IS WELCOME.
Warnings: im really hoping we don't have to put anything in this section y'all better behave for the birthday girl or she's gonna have to punish you.
The clubhouse sure is decorated! It's a mishmash of ideas- scattered balloons strewn across the floor, a few streamers here and there. Someone found some extremely tacky fake-gold plastic plates. It very much has the feeling of people who were sort of trying, but also sort of thinking it's funny not to actually look nice. After all, the theme is normal-chic.
There's a stack of party hats near the door, for anyone who wants to be extra festive. If you brought presents, you can dump them there, too! And maybe take one of those dumbass party horns that one of our "normal person" advisors told us we needed.
Hell yeah there's food.
What is a birthday party without food! And hey, there's very little that actually needs utensils here. Someone suggested cheeseburgers, so there's a little station to put together your own: pick your own toppings! There's a few scattered sets of tongs, but if you don't find one, just reach in and pluck that tomato slice with your bare-ass hands. We're all friends here.
Not your cup of tea? Vegetarian?? Don't worry there's some roast vegetable kabobs going on nearby on a tray.
There's an assortment of other grab-and-go foods-- slices of scallion pancakes laid out, sliced fruits with berries. Tiny little... Quiche looking things?? Beef satay? Cheesey puffs, chips, popcorn with way too much butter?? Sure, go for it.
Oh, and some hardshell tacos . Clearly someone had the goal of 'messiest food possible'.
One of the people throwing this party is a bartender
Underage drinking ahoy! yeah, there's some booze. The most prominent beverage is a cheap looking canned beer: filler lite which professes to be the Champagne of it's kind. There was a limited budget okay?? The Casino thing is still a work in progress. But surely you can find some sake or some cooking wine (don't drink that I am begging you) or convince Kotone to mix something up for you. Other than that, we're in clubhouse and cooking club resides here, so you're easily able to find a kettle and a coffee machine or just drink water and stay hydrated.
is there cake???
Hell yeah there is. Please take some. Maybe there's ice cream in the freezer, too.
Cool but what is there to do?
That's a good question!! Obviously the fancy lady needs something extremely silly and messy to let loose and have fun with so there is a piñata dangling ominously from the ceiling, a wooden stick leaned against the wall nearby
....along with a backup pinata because look we anticipate super powered kids here. Everyone needs to take a swing.
There's a couple random activities laid out by people who clearly don't know how to throw a party (assisted by Kotone and Scott, who are trying their best to show them how.) A deck of cards? Sure. Dartboard? Great, don't stab anyone. They even borrowed the SNES and TV from Mikey's place because he's off having his villain arc. (And by 'borrowed' I might mean stole, but you know Shinji's gonna put it back after.) play some Road Brawler 2 Super or some Super Giacomo World.
Akihiko might start a party jog and/or some kind of workout competition and that's gonna be a fucking disaster if people are going hard on the cheap beer but you know, I'm not your boss. Live your life however you want.
I'm in, how do I approach this!
It's an open mingle, fam. Do what you want. Make assumptions, cause trouble, set something on fire with candles. Just don't wreck the place any more than Scott did when he destroyed it.
Wait what does the clubhouse look like???
I am giving you all the information I have here promise
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[ She's sad that the can of her Filler Lite she's consumed went so quickly. How terribly mysterious. But other than that there's a smile on her face and a red flush on her cheeks. ]
I will admit I was a little dubious about the decor, and the tacos and hamburgers, and the... hanging rainbow llama... object...
But it's been quite wonderful.
[ Yeah, guess who's drunk and doing her darn best to seem as though she is most definitely not drunk? One guess. Clues are she's got lovely long red hair and is currently dancing away like this is the best night ever. ]
You are an exceptional dancer. [ Totally oblivious to the fact that Kotone is just copying her graceful swan drunk dancing/bopping. ]
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The brightness to her smile has nothing to do with the alcohol as she just beams up at the older girl, just genuine happiness.]
Thanks! I'm learning from you! Wanna spin?
[And though Kotone is several centimeters shorter, she still lifts her hand as if expecting Mitsuru to spin beneath her arm, laughing yet again.]
I'm having a lot of fun, Senpai.
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[ Like Kotone doesn't already know that. It's hard to tell if the red on her cheeks is from genuine embarrassment or the booze.
Whatever the cause it's not preventing her from carrying on dancing. ]
Oh- Well, I do strive to set a good example in most things.
[ Which she is... absolutely not doing right now. This is definitely not ballroom dancing, although she definitely knows which one is more fun right now. ] I would love to spin.
[ And she does, somewhat gracefully, still retaining a smidge of her usual poise. ]
I am too. Did the version of me that you know ever dance like this with you?
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That is, until her senpai brings up the other Mitsuru. Kotone doesn't stop smiling, but it does fall away somewhat from her eyes. Even as she laughs again, it's hard not to feel a little pang right in the center of her chest.]
Nope! Just you. That makes you special, I think! [And she winks with her laugh to distract herself away from that moment of sadness.] We never celebrated your birthday back in the dorms.