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expiationlogs2024-05-08 08:13 am
drugsnotclubs) wrote in expiationlogs2024-05-08 08:13 am
Happy Birthday Mitsuru
Who: WHOEVER WANTS TO COME YES EVEN YOU
Where: The clubhouse
What: Child soldiers for an occult corporation try and throw a perfectly normal birthday party for a billionaire heiress.
"But Suze!" You may say! "I didn't get an invite/I don't have CR with anyone involved!!!"
So what, just say you got a dubious invite over OKCindr. Maybe it's a ransom letter. Maybe it's a promise for "fun ;) ". Just pretend the spambot got you here in the funniest manner possible. EVERYONE IS WELCOME.
Warnings: im really hoping we don't have to put anything in this section y'all better behave for the birthday girl or she's gonna have to punish you.
The clubhouse sure is decorated! It's a mishmash of ideas- scattered balloons strewn across the floor, a few streamers here and there. Someone found some extremely tacky fake-gold plastic plates. It very much has the feeling of people who were sort of trying, but also sort of thinking it's funny not to actually look nice. After all, the theme is normal-chic.
There's a stack of party hats near the door, for anyone who wants to be extra festive. If you brought presents, you can dump them there, too! And maybe take one of those dumbass party horns that one of our "normal person" advisors told us we needed.
Hell yeah there's food.
What is a birthday party without food! And hey, there's very little that actually needs utensils here. Someone suggested cheeseburgers, so there's a little station to put together your own: pick your own toppings! There's a few scattered sets of tongs, but if you don't find one, just reach in and pluck that tomato slice with your bare-ass hands. We're all friends here.
Not your cup of tea? Vegetarian?? Don't worry there's some roast vegetable kabobs going on nearby on a tray.
There's an assortment of other grab-and-go foods-- slices of scallion pancakes laid out, sliced fruits with berries. Tiny little... Quiche looking things?? Beef satay? Cheesey puffs, chips, popcorn with way too much butter?? Sure, go for it.
Oh, and some hardshell tacos . Clearly someone had the goal of 'messiest food possible'.
One of the people throwing this party is a bartender
Underage drinking ahoy! yeah, there's some booze. The most prominent beverage is a cheap looking canned beer: filler lite which professes to be the Champagne of it's kind. There was a limited budget okay?? The Casino thing is still a work in progress. But surely you can find some sake or some cooking wine (don't drink that I am begging you) or convince Kotone to mix something up for you. Other than that, we're in clubhouse and cooking club resides here, so you're easily able to find a kettle and a coffee machine or just drink water and stay hydrated.
is there cake???
Hell yeah there is. Please take some. Maybe there's ice cream in the freezer, too.
Cool but what is there to do?
That's a good question!! Obviously the fancy lady needs something extremely silly and messy to let loose and have fun with so there is a piñata dangling ominously from the ceiling, a wooden stick leaned against the wall nearby
....along with a backup pinata because look we anticipate super powered kids here. Everyone needs to take a swing.
There's a couple random activities laid out by people who clearly don't know how to throw a party (assisted by Kotone and Scott, who are trying their best to show them how.) A deck of cards? Sure. Dartboard? Great, don't stab anyone. They even borrowed the SNES and TV from Mikey's place because he's off having his villain arc. (And by 'borrowed' I might mean stole, but you know Shinji's gonna put it back after.) play some Road Brawler 2 Super or some Super Giacomo World.
Akihiko might start a party jog and/or some kind of workout competition and that's gonna be a fucking disaster if people are going hard on the cheap beer but you know, I'm not your boss. Live your life however you want.
I'm in, how do I approach this!
It's an open mingle, fam. Do what you want. Make assumptions, cause trouble, set something on fire with candles. Just don't wreck the place any more than Scott did when he destroyed it.
Wait what does the clubhouse look like???
I am giving you all the information I have here promise
Where: The clubhouse
What: Child soldiers for an occult corporation try and throw a perfectly normal birthday party for a billionaire heiress.
"But Suze!" You may say! "I didn't get an invite/I don't have CR with anyone involved!!!"
So what, just say you got a dubious invite over OKCindr. Maybe it's a ransom letter. Maybe it's a promise for "fun ;) ". Just pretend the spambot got you here in the funniest manner possible. EVERYONE IS WELCOME.
Warnings: im really hoping we don't have to put anything in this section y'all better behave for the birthday girl or she's gonna have to punish you.
The clubhouse sure is decorated! It's a mishmash of ideas- scattered balloons strewn across the floor, a few streamers here and there. Someone found some extremely tacky fake-gold plastic plates. It very much has the feeling of people who were sort of trying, but also sort of thinking it's funny not to actually look nice. After all, the theme is normal-chic.
There's a stack of party hats near the door, for anyone who wants to be extra festive. If you brought presents, you can dump them there, too! And maybe take one of those dumbass party horns that one of our "normal person" advisors told us we needed.
Hell yeah there's food.
What is a birthday party without food! And hey, there's very little that actually needs utensils here. Someone suggested cheeseburgers, so there's a little station to put together your own: pick your own toppings! There's a few scattered sets of tongs, but if you don't find one, just reach in and pluck that tomato slice with your bare-ass hands. We're all friends here.
Not your cup of tea? Vegetarian?? Don't worry there's some roast vegetable kabobs going on nearby on a tray.
There's an assortment of other grab-and-go foods-- slices of scallion pancakes laid out, sliced fruits with berries. Tiny little... Quiche looking things?? Beef satay? Cheesey puffs, chips, popcorn with way too much butter?? Sure, go for it.
Oh, and some hardshell tacos . Clearly someone had the goal of 'messiest food possible'.
One of the people throwing this party is a bartender
Underage drinking ahoy! yeah, there's some booze. The most prominent beverage is a cheap looking canned beer: filler lite which professes to be the Champagne of it's kind. There was a limited budget okay?? The Casino thing is still a work in progress. But surely you can find some sake or some cooking wine (don't drink that I am begging you) or convince Kotone to mix something up for you. Other than that, we're in clubhouse and cooking club resides here, so you're easily able to find a kettle and a coffee machine or just drink water and stay hydrated.
is there cake???
Hell yeah there is. Please take some. Maybe there's ice cream in the freezer, too.
Cool but what is there to do?
That's a good question!! Obviously the fancy lady needs something extremely silly and messy to let loose and have fun with so there is a piñata dangling ominously from the ceiling, a wooden stick leaned against the wall nearby
....along with a backup pinata because look we anticipate super powered kids here. Everyone needs to take a swing.
There's a couple random activities laid out by people who clearly don't know how to throw a party (assisted by Kotone and Scott, who are trying their best to show them how.) A deck of cards? Sure. Dartboard? Great, don't stab anyone. They even borrowed the SNES and TV from Mikey's place because he's off having his villain arc. (And by 'borrowed' I might mean stole, but you know Shinji's gonna put it back after.) play some Road Brawler 2 Super or some Super Giacomo World.
Akihiko might start a party jog and/or some kind of workout competition and that's gonna be a fucking disaster if people are going hard on the cheap beer but you know, I'm not your boss. Live your life however you want.
I'm in, how do I approach this!
It's an open mingle, fam. Do what you want. Make assumptions, cause trouble, set something on fire with candles. Just don't wreck the place any more than Scott did when he destroyed it.
Wait what does the clubhouse look like???
I am giving you all the information I have here promise
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[You just have to go all in at a time like this. Not that Scott dislikes loaded hamburgers or anything, but yeah, he'd say this is pretty excessive. But good cause and all that. That white blouse of hers isn't going to stand a chance.]
As tradition states, the messier the better. You can't say you fully ate something this like otherwise. No fork, no knife, just you and the patty. As it should be. [Looks he'll even toss in an encouraging smirk.]
Need me to help? Set an example of how to bite?
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Well then, I shall follow your example in that case.
[ She helps herself to a bun and a patty on a plate of her own, eyeing the toppings somewhat dubiously seeing as she has absolutely no idea what these things like pickle slices even taste like... And the cheese. It looks awfully... plastic.
Perhaps best to deflect for a moment and observe Scott's demonstration instead? She's at risk of making herself look like a fish out of water here after all.
Mitsuru you already look like that]Please do. I will pay close attention.
[ To him... shoving a burger in his mouth... ]
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He also thinks he should be rewarded for keeping a mostly straight face as she piles her hamburger with various ingredients. Yep, that's the stuff, loading that burger with cheese and lettuce and mayo and all the crap that will add a ton of calories to something that's already not the healthiest. They could be doing way worse though! But right, setting an example. He's going to do it for mankind or whatever.
So, taking the burger with his hand, he opens his mouth and takes a decently sized bite out of it. Chomp chomp. Just ignore how some of the sauce and stuff drips down his fingers and stuff. He's not even trying to be super messy, it just happened.]
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[ She's not even waiting for an answer, grabbing one of the few paper ones she manages to find as she eyes the sauce and various other types of goop currently dripping down his fingers. Oh dear. She holds it out to him. ]
...I am unsure I will be able to open my mouth that wide.
[ Seriously. Maybe she shouldn't have been so eager to get this right and loaded her own burger with the same ridiculously large array of toppings as him?
Still, Mitsuru opens her mouth, slowly, and takes a bite of her own.
As one of the tomato slices and some of the lettuce falls straight out and lands on the floor with a deeply unappealing sloppy sound. Oh my god. Where is Koromaru to clean up when you need him? She looks rather mortified as she finishes her mouthful. ]
I didn't mean for that to happen.
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...
It really is pretty big, huh? But she's still going for and Scott's not going to stop her. She is doing a pretty good job, honestly! He only lightly chuckles when some of the ingredients splatter onto the ground, the sight and sound bringing out another laugh.]
That stuff happens, don't sweat it. That's when you know you really built your burger well. Try another bite, Mitsuru.
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[ Still, he's not judging her for the rogue salad items she just lost to the floor. Absolutely no three second rule is happening here. Where oh where is Koromaru when you need him?
At his encouragement, she takes another bite, managing not to drop anything this time. Although there is a sizeable dollop of ketchup descending down one of her fingers and perilously close to that white shirt she's wearing. ]
The taste is actually rather pleasant. I could eat this again.
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[That dollop is a true warrior... it's still making its way. Scott decides not to put forth attention to it, because this is all part of the experience. Instead, he takes another bite from his burger, as if trying to encourage her still, eating together or whatnot.
And okay, her genuine compliment brings a small smile from him]
Good, because that's like the representation of my country's culture you're holding there.