[Yu nods his agreement. Because apparently even in the AU he just takes the law into his own hands.]
I agree. We can't let them get away with this.
[Which leaves the question of what sort of trap they should set. He glances around the area, and then points at the basement hatch in the ground near the front windows.]
We could set the new sign up there with a trap door.
[ Without even the slightest moment of thought or hesitation: ]
We should make a spike pit at the bottom.
[ AngE NO--
It's hard to tell if she's serious about that or just joking. Even with Ange being a little less emotionless right now, she sounds oddly serious about this one? But surely no one would be, right..?? ]
Yu gives her a look, because it's simultaneously the most bonkers suggestion he's heard all day, and also somehow weirdly seems on brand for her, whether she's joking or not. If she is, she's got the greatest poker face in the world...
... But it doesn't matter either way, because they're not murderers.]
Maybe we can start with something adhesive. Or something that'll stain, so we'd be able to identify them if they escaped.
[ Maybe she really was joking, considering just how easily she goes along with Yu's alternative suggestion.. She says it so calmly like this is on the same level as condemning someone to death just for trying to steal the sign of the shop they work at.
At least Yu successfully de-escalated this? Good job, boy.. ]
I prefer that solution over the staining. After all, shouldn't they at least be stuck in the hole for their crime until we find them in the morning? [ At least it.. is a relatively milder sort of punishment.. ] We have to make sure they at least regret having pulled a dumb prank like that.
[A soft exhale; Yu wasn't convinced that Ange was serious, but at least they're not talking about impaling anymore. That seemed a little extreme for the situation, anyway.
If it was a joke, though, it was actually pretty funny.]
I agree. It'll give them plenty of time to think about their pranking tendencies.
[Now, as for the plan itself...he looks at the basement hatch, then the part of the store over top of it.]
Let's set the sign up first. It won't be easy to hang it up if we start with the trap door.
[ After glancing at both Yu and the empty spot where the sign used to be, Ange wanders into the store, calling out as she does: ]
Where did we leave the backup sign again? [ She figures he'd know.. Yu always seems a little more organized than her. Or maybe he's just good at projecting that sort of impression of him outwardly, even if it might not be necessarily true. ]
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[ Forget law enforcement. Where's the fun in catching some people red-handed if it doesn't mean you get to punish them yourself, right?
.. or so Ange seems to think, anyway. She's presenting the idea to him so easily, moving into the store as she talks. ]
That means we should make some sort of trap out of the fake bait sign.
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I agree. We can't let them get away with this.
[Which leaves the question of what sort of trap they should set. He glances around the area, and then points at the basement hatch in the ground near the front windows.]
We could set the new sign up there with a trap door.
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We should make a spike pit at the bottom.
[ AngE NO--
It's hard to tell if she's serious about that or just joking. Even with Ange being a little less emotionless right now, she sounds oddly serious about this one? But surely no one would be, right..?? ]
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Yu gives her a look, because it's simultaneously the most bonkers suggestion he's heard all day, and also somehow weirdly seems on brand for her, whether she's joking or not. If she is, she's got the greatest poker face in the world...
... But it doesn't matter either way, because they're not murderers.]
Maybe we can start with something adhesive. Or something that'll stain, so we'd be able to identify them if they escaped.
[Something less deadly??????]
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[ Maybe she really was joking, considering just how easily she goes along with Yu's alternative suggestion.. She says it so calmly like this is on the same level as condemning someone to death just for trying to steal the sign of the shop they work at.
At least Yu successfully de-escalated this? Good job, boy.. ]
I prefer that solution over the staining. After all, shouldn't they at least be stuck in the hole for their crime until we find them in the morning? [ At least it.. is a relatively milder sort of punishment.. ] We have to make sure they at least regret having pulled a dumb prank like that.
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If it was a joke, though, it was actually pretty funny.]
I agree. It'll give them plenty of time to think about their pranking tendencies.
[Now, as for the plan itself...he looks at the basement hatch, then the part of the store over top of it.]
Let's set the sign up first. It won't be easy to hang it up if we start with the trap door.
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Sure.
[ After glancing at both Yu and the empty spot where the sign used to be, Ange wanders into the store, calling out as she does: ]
Where did we leave the backup sign again? [ She figures he'd know.. Yu always seems a little more organized than her. Or maybe he's just good at projecting that sort of impression of him outwardly, even if it might not be necessarily true. ]