(catch-all/open) hold up, i'm invincible

[invinciblemikey]

Who: manjiro sano, you hopefully
Where: the fishing competition, the caves, an open field
What: trying to get some more cr going, so exploring and training!
Warnings: mikey deals with trauma, dissociation, violence, death, and gang activity. there's also underage smoking in this log! if anything else pops up, i'll warn on the subject of the comment in question! he's a crau too, so this is not a warning for content, just here to avoid confusion in canon/crau stuff!

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[invinciblemikey]

(here's where having been older gets him. in the back of his mind, he knows chifuyu and kazutora opened a pet shop once they reached their late twenties. just where, how-- ah, it all escapes him so quickly.)

You don't think you are, right? I'll keep saying it until you believe it.

[prophylactic]

[Hm, okay, why. It's just his face.]

....I don't really think about it. I've been- [.........] -too busy.

[invinciblemikey]

What a bullshit excuse, I'm a blackbelt so I have to practice a lot, I have a gang, I go to school (sorta), I take care of a teenage girl, and I still have time to think I'm fucking gorgeous.

You're bad at time management.

[prophylactic]

Wow.

....Okay. Maybe I'm not that busy. I just don't think about it. You already figured out I'm not the most upbeat guy.

[invinciblemikey]

It's fine. You don't have to be. I think you're great, so, eventually, you'll see too.

(love thyself because mikey loves you, works fine for most people..........)

[prophylactic]

You don't know me that well.

[But okay, okay, he holds a hand up like, don't! Do not. He hears it, he does.]

We'll see, but don't hold your breath. ....You're okay.

[invinciblemikey]

I'm a great judge of character. You're not convincing me otherwise.

[prophylactic]

Well— you don't have to keep telling me about it.

[or calling him cute, but he's already lost that battle, he knows.]

[invinciblemikey]

You plan to make me stop? Because I really ain't feeling like it.

[prophylactic]

[gaze..... and sigh. mikey 2 shinji 0.]

Sounds like it'd be more of a pain to stop you, so I guess not.

[invinciblemikey]

How would you stop me, anyway? Could you?

[prophylactic]

....Really? I'm like twice your size. Of course I could stop you. Probably with one arm.

[invinciblemikey]

Try.

[prophylactic]

What, why? I said it was fine.

[invinciblemikey]

Aren't you twice my size, super strong, oh my? Lemme see.

[prophylactic]

[getting some real akihiko "fight me because we made eye contact" sanada energy from this petite princess right now!!]

In here? No way. I don't want to step in your friend's messy shit.

[invinciblemikey]

If you don't fight me, I'm going to start hitting on you. You're cute like that.

(HE'S WITHERING. SHINJIRO PLEASE!!)

[prophylactic]

Those options are both for you... I said not in here.

[please, if he must tussle he will tussle responsibly. outside.]

[invinciblemikey]

Then let's go outside. Come, come, come.

(oh, sleepy mikey is grabbing him by the wrist, dragging him with him.)

[prophylactic]

[he's going, he's going?? he wishes he could be surprised about how his day has gone when he just wanted to deliver some tasty treats.]

You're such a pain. You got rules for fights?

[invinciblemikey]

No, you can even kill me, I don't care.

(WHICH IS SO MORBID, BECAUSE. WELL.

he just knows shinjiro couldn't.)

[prophylactic]

Idiot. I'm not gonna kill you.

[couldn't nothing, he will straight up refuse. at least pretend to be a little normal about this, mikey.]

So you just go 'til one guy drops?

[invinciblemikey]

Till you drop, yep. Ready?


(he's doing his weird stretches again. shinjiro say prayers)

[prophylactic]

[he's fine, his face can take a beating that his broken ribs cannot, it's fine. shinji does not ever in his life... do stretches, but is at least practiced in the art of Squaring Up. c'mon mikey, swing first.]

Sure. C'mon, let's do this.

[invinciblemikey]

Ok.

(sweet summer shinjiro.

it's the kick to the temple that mikey employs as a tactic, his leg angled perfectly as it lands as fast as he can.

not as strong as he can. he was merciful. shinjiro is cute. he just wanted to show off.)