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osamu "vodka aunt" dazai ([personal profile] nullificates) wrote in [community profile] expiationlogs2023-09-22 10:53 pm

(after event chill out lil mingle) let's understand it

(cw depression)

(he hasn't exactly been doing great - much to the opposite. he spent the week in bed, he hasn't taken care of himself whatsoever, and he's exhausted. either way, it hardly matters how he feels, does it ever?

so. let's go. a text message arrives to everyone's charms and tablets, and it reads:)


this is, you guessed it, osamu dazai. it's been a week since that stupid maze, so here is what we have:

1. i need copious amounts of alcohol and food. i'll bring some to the beach in 30, i suggest we all do the same.
2. i'd like to hear what your experiences were. it's important for data building - we have a few detectives in this place, some smartpants, and some go-getters. we need to take advantage of our only resource, which is ourselves. meet me at the beach, or send me anonymously. i don't care about your shit per se.

see you, or don't see you.

many words that mean absolutely nothing here,
dazai.


(to those that come to the beach, they'll see several cocktail possibilities laid in front of dazai, as well as a good number of the food they serve in lupin - mixed nuts, pistachio, cheese tables, chocolate, dried figs, potato chips, chicken snacks, boiled sausage, asparagus with sauces, and dried fruit. a bonfire warms his hands in the chilly breeze of the night - this feels awfully needed.)
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[personal profile] darkdisgrace 2023-09-25 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
You want me to write and read your obituary? I can do that.

[A shove against Dazai's shoulder. He's already tipsy, thanks to the provided drinks.]

Because if you say 'fetch' I will shove that stick down your throat.
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[personal profile] darkdisgrace 2023-09-25 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Chuuya is tipsy, but not tipsy enough to go running after that stick just to thwack Dazai with it. Because that would be, for all intents and purposes, fetching.

So instead he's shoving Dazai back in the sand and pinning him there.]
If I'm such a dog, maybe I should just bury you instead, eh?
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[personal profile] darkdisgrace 2023-09-25 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[And here Chuuya was reaching for a handful of sand so he can threaten to pour it over Dazai's head--

Until he says that, and it has him blushing as bright as his hair.]


What?! I didn't say any of that!!!