[Fandaniel glances up from the grass snake hanging daintily from his fingers to blink owlishly at Emet-Selch.

The question strikes him as funny. The Unsundered surely knows his answer.]

Do I...really strike you as the sort of man who would disobey a talking snake, milord?

[He chimes.]

Would you like to be made victim to a crime? Ah, wait, is it still a crime if you consent?

[A thoughtful pause as he stares into the middle distance, then looks back with a wide grin.]

Guess what I'm about to make you an accessory to!