[As a miniboss herself, whose phasers are set to "kill" at any given moment, being stopped from doing the one thing she's good at (killing) makes A2's expression light up in offense.] How do I know? 'Cause it's huge and it's obviously a killing machine! If you don't move out of my goddamn way-
[Her potential threat is cut off by the monster doing pretty much what A2 expected it to do, which is try to eat its would-be savior. A2 backflips, elegantly landing in a crouch in the sand in order to avoid the same fate, and at a safe distance, watches the creature flail around with the woman still lodged in its maw. Slowly, her features flatten out again.
She asks, to her little RPG party of drone and dog:]
Can we just leave her in there? Maybe it'll go back underwater once it eats something. [But Pod says Negative, right as Koromaru gives an indignant yip, and, rolling her eyes, A2 drags her feet forward with a:]
Fiiinnneee. What a pain in the ass...
You two, flank it. [And as for A2?
With a graceful leap and an acrobatic spin mid-air, A2 lands atop the head of the beast in a catlike flourish, and, somehow managing to keep herself balanced even with all the thrashing, strikes it in the center of its skull with a mighty blow of the pommel of her blade. And she'll keep doing it, either until the dumb monster releases the dumber girl or until she gives it a concussion. Whichever's first.]
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[Her potential threat is cut off by the monster doing pretty much what A2 expected it to do, which is try to eat its would-be savior. A2 backflips, elegantly landing in a crouch in the sand in order to avoid the same fate, and at a safe distance, watches the creature flail around with the woman still lodged in its maw. Slowly, her features flatten out again.
She asks, to her little RPG party of drone and dog:]
Can we just leave her in there? Maybe it'll go back underwater once it eats something. [But Pod says Negative, right as Koromaru gives an indignant yip, and, rolling her eyes, A2 drags her feet forward with a:]
Fiiinnneee. What a pain in the ass...
You two, flank it. [And as for A2?
With a graceful leap and an acrobatic spin mid-air, A2 lands atop the head of the beast in a catlike flourish, and, somehow managing to keep herself balanced even with all the thrashing, strikes it in the center of its skull with a mighty blow of the pommel of her blade. And she'll keep doing it, either until the dumb monster releases the dumber girl or until she gives it a concussion. Whichever's first.]