The shortest thread in history

[ We’ll at least it’s nothing coherent. If he’d said anything else she might have died on the spot. More than she’s already dying already that is. She still has sense enough remaining to look completely mortified as she finally removes her hand from his mouth. ]

This is… so embarrassing…

I don’t need to go now, but I’m pretending that I do.

[ What on Earth is going on?! This hair pin is being hurled into the stratosphere if she ever figures it out, she probably will. Because she’s smart… just not when it comes to this it turns out.

Which is exactly why she’s going to make an incredibly speedy retreat and disappear amongst the other party guests. ]