It's not the first time people have shown up in cages. This place has a real twisted sense of humor.
[Morph's drink arrives shortly after, which turns out to be a pink cocktail in a tall glass. They're happy to see it, enough so that they lift it up in a return toast,] Cheers!
Oh, sure I was at the carnival. Half the time as a pulp space alien, and the other half in a sexy priest costume. It was pretty fun, up until I tried the house of mirrors and it pretty much insulted me the entire time.
[So that hadn't entirely been a positive experience, but at least Halloween was one of the holidays that the simulation seemed to get right. The Christmas decorations had been impressively weird in comparison.]
But... yeah, it did. The very next month, I got brainwashed and turned into a monster. It made for a pretty rough time.
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[Morph's drink arrives shortly after, which turns out to be a pink cocktail in a tall glass. They're happy to see it, enough so that they lift it up in a return toast,] Cheers!
Oh, sure I was at the carnival. Half the time as a pulp space alien, and the other half in a sexy priest costume. It was pretty fun, up until I tried the house of mirrors and it pretty much insulted me the entire time.
[So that hadn't entirely been a positive experience, but at least Halloween was one of the holidays that the simulation seemed to get right. The Christmas decorations had been impressively weird in comparison.]
But... yeah, it did. The very next month, I got brainwashed and turned into a monster. It made for a pretty rough time.