Statistics? Statistics mean nothing when Kabane plays. Kabane is just so universally trusting that when someone tells him to pick one card over another, he does. And thus, he ends up with the Old Maid at the end of every single game.

"Um. I don't know about statistics, but I've never won back in my world." He's not particularly ashamed of that fact; games are still fun even if you don't win. But... Well, it's less fun if your game mates are bored. "I'm sorry."

He starts shuffling. Poorly. But he gets the job done begins doling out cards.