[Twice a day is a lot for a plant, isn't it? Farming games only ask you to water them once a day, for one.

The second answer sounds more like Minato, to be honest.]

You do feel somewhat low-maintenance. Like a cactus, just not as prickly!

...But you're not saying that just because you don't think you need much, riiiiight?

[Staaaaare. Minato's self-care problems aren't lost to Ryoji, after all.]