[Luckily, indeed. He isn't here to cause any actual fuss; it's all in good fun, for him, which is part of why he explicitly included himself under the umbrella of irrational creatures.

He's almost solemn, with a hand over his own chest, the hint of a smile mirroring Richard's briefly leaving his face when he answers.]

Only through resisting temptation in life and repenting for our sins can we be granted true happiness through the grace of God, and ascend to the kingdom of Heaven. [He tilts his head, a little playful.] How close am I? Though I may have embellished a tad with what I've heard through the years.

[Don't worry, Richard, Christianity is still alive in kicking in his age, too.]