We'd need people to write the articles. I'm not much of an editor. [ A warning, because he really isn't - Peter would occasionally lend a hand with checking over spelling and grammar, but the actual content was Betty's domain. He's also not the most reliable, because of Spiderman (but...how is he going to Spiderman out here? Can he? A forty-minute commute...why would he come out here?) ] Don't suppose we do a yearbook, either.

[ Listen, everyone needs hobbies! What does Scott do to unwind? 

Peter snorts and shakes his head - definitely not. He'd be a terrible gossip columnist, or God-forbid, an advice columnist. ] If I wrote anything it'd be like, science corner. Not sure anyone would want to read it, though. You sure I can't entice you, Scott? C'mon, there's gotta be something you'd write about.