[Sorry Childe, for getting you oh-so wet as well. But he does eventually let go, so you can use your fancy Hydro Vision to dry yourself up. Don't worry about Dazai, he'll live, considering the number of times he has jumped in rivers in the past.]

Nonsense, even the smallest deed can be considered a heroic feat! [He raises a finger joyfully. It's the intent that matters!] Besides, isn't it more fun to save people by swooping down to their rescue rather than working a police job or filing in some paperwork?