[Oh god he hates recalling this but now that the cat's out of the bag...]

Yeah, I got stabbed a few months back. There was this virus that drove some people crazy and caused them to kill indiscrimminately.

[Yuri leaves out the detail that the person who stabbed him also kissed him because they don't need to know that!!]

I was there bleeding out on the floor, but next thing I knew I was on a hospital bed, good as new.