[ even if he's the one who offered in the first place (not to mention caused this whole problem to arise in the first place too...), vash has the gall to look surprised when dante comes up with a third secret suggestion. ]

Oh! Um ... I'm not actually sure. Maybe some kind of alcohol?

[ but, as surreal as it might seem, that is their face. he wouldn't feel right about rubbing that on anyone's face, metal or not! ]

Honestly, I don't mind! You can just do a tiny one, it's fine! It'll just wash off, probably!

[ so you're okay with putting rubbing alcohol on your face, vash? ]