[She just sighs at him. Honestly, he wants her to be a kid, but then he acts like this and makes her feel like she has to take care of him! Honestly...

She does still go back to petting the top of his head, though.]

Do you actually want to change the subject, or do you want me to ask you what it is? 'Cause we can talk about, umm... [she looks around the room for an idea,] Your nails! Is the polish still on?

[Show her your hands, mister, or tell her what you were going to say (probably something morbid).]