After hearing some of the nonsense I've heard come out of a First's mouth I'm a little inclined to believe you and that's with people calling me crazy for going two-hundred in a seventy.

_{[ Which all things considered was probably one of the least offensive things Roche has done in his Shinra-centric career. As soon as Reno turns the camera on him, he flashes a wink and an air-smooch just to milk it, then makes a vague tapping gesture. Hit the thing that looks like a little handheld camera with arrows in it. The good ol' front camera. ]}

It beats the flips by a country mile, doesn't it? It's capable of everything they could do and more. They've been rolling out cheaper models to the public but these babies are top of the line. I put in for one the second I started seeing them around the building.

_{[ And he's broken at least a dozen since then but shhh. Shinra pays for it so who cares? ]}

You've really never seen one before?