[Joel's answer is about what Kaeya expected. He remains undaunted in his pursuit of trivial knowledge, because even if Joel thinks it's nothing worth sharing, Kaeya believes otherwise. Keeping tabs on people no matter how mundane the information gleaned does have its merits.]

I think our definitions of interesting might vary somewhat. Magic and superpowers are all well and good, but you have aspirations and goals, do you not? We all do. Those are the things that make a person truly fascinating.