[Kaeya glances at his mug, briefly considering whether or not he wants to hazard another sip... but instead, he nudges it aside and closer to Joel. Waste not, want not, correct?]

According to whom, I wonder? I will admit I've made my fair share of mistakes in life, but it's a tall order to accept my newfound status as a criminal when I've yet to stand before a judge and jury.

[And even if he had, what authority do they have over him?]