[Junpei opens his mouth to cut in, to say something about how alien things in the brain aren't the only problems, but besides being actually murdered, they're probably second place? He can agree with that. He pivots instead to:]

I'm hit-able with a cricket bat.

[—which is both a joke and not, all things considered. He shakes his head slightly, then,] I mean, if I start going off the rails, maybe. One free hit.

[That part isn't a joke, please knock him out if he starts looking for sharp objects.]

Did you get some secret ability from all this? I promise this is just, uh, me asking.