Birthdays are exciting, aren't they? Remind me, how old are you this year? 15? 18? You kids all seem the same age to me.

[ It's on purpose. All of this is on purpose, it always is. Every single piece of his perfectly-crafted appearance was on purpose, just like these questions and just like this party.

Oh, and the fact she'll probably want to punch him in the face. That would just be a nice little bonus! ]