She's a'it. I don't hit women n' all, but she convinced me once because she wanted to see if she could withstand a kick of mine. Landed on her ass. I'll pay mine, but just mine, cuz I too am not making bank or anything.

(he likes her! he'll probably get a tab he'll pay up as soon as he's established again, god knows doing what. delivery, maybe? bike services? to be seen. but alright, the other drink comes along, and sha-ming is soon going to realize that's a mistake.

he gets white-girl wasted a-real quick.)

I mean, Nikolai is a tough one to crack. We weren't-- close or nothin', it was more of an agreement. Also, ex-girlfriend? Bro, you're gayer than me... Yeah, that fake memory shit also happened with me. Is that how you met Minatan? You said he was your brother and all. Bullshitting Euro-thighs or what?

And, uh, which part? Fuckload happened to me. You gotta be specific.