[ Who cares about your hair when you're blind (that's a lie, Matt does his hair.) ]

That's... that's pretty odd. Maybe this place exists between universes or something. That's just my guess though, they don't teach theoretical physics in law school.

[ Haha, get it. A joke. ]

I'd appreciate the help. If I'm stuck here -- which is sounds like I am -- I'd rather have a roof over my head.