[ not the plot twist he expected — the snake most certainly has more cognizance than the average reptilian, but there’s no explaining why it’s decided to feast on dirt as opposed to flesh.
and then the dirt reacts, as if it’s sentient, and sha-ming is scooting back further. suddenly, his hand slams down against the ground. ]
Hey, whatever the hell’s beneath me… stand up! You’re getting your ass beat!
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[ not the plot twist he expected — the snake most certainly has more cognizance than the average reptilian, but there’s no explaining why it’s decided to feast on dirt as opposed to flesh.
and then the dirt reacts, as if it’s sentient, and sha-ming is scooting back further. suddenly, his hand slams down against the ground. ]
Hey, whatever the hell’s beneath me… stand up! You’re getting your ass beat!