[Upon opening the door, two things are immediately obvious: the sauna is FILLED with hair growing out of the ceiling and there's a squirming body on the floor wrapped in a black cocoon made of that same hair. The person's screaming is muffled into a quiet whisper, and if the couple takes the moment to rip open the trap, they may recognize the sauna elf...who immediately passes out from relief. And maybe from heat stroke because it is steamy inside.]
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