All of that. He would buy all of that and I would not be able to scold him for it.

[ Even though he really should because godsdamnit, Hythlodaeus...! Hades heaves a sigh but he doesn't sound genuinely upset so it can't be that much of an issue. (The cupcakes are delicious.) ]

...You could embroider that scrap and turn it into a handkerchief or some such.